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Artist: Third Try
Canonical path: /third-try/militant-christian-girlfriend
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Militant Christian Girlfriend
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Militant Christian Girlfriend
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i'm too punk rock for her
she's too hardcore for me
i'm into AFI
she's into NIV
there's so much jesus in her heart
there's no room left for me
she tells me i'm her satan
she's my juliette
and all her clergy members tell her
i'm going to hell
but if that means an eternity
with me she'll go as well
when she wakes me up for church
on sunday mornings i don't mind
as long as i get my second helping
of communion wine
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