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The Whole Damn Thing

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The Whole Damn Thing

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I got drunk and i ate a chicken

I ate the chicken i found in my kitchen

Not just the leg, and not just the wing

I'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing

Well, i was pretty drunk, i must have been half-blind

But when i found the chicken, i knew she was so mine

I don't know where she'd come from, how long she's been

But i ate her anyway because i was drinking and i didn't care

I got drunk and i ate a chicken

I ate the chicken i found in my kitchen

Not just the leg, and not just the wing

I'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing

Well, it turns out she's been there for a while

But it don't matter to me

She was heading for the garbage

And the big bad bird was for me

I got drunk and i ate a chicken

I ate the chicken i found in my kitchen

Not just the leg, and not just the wing

I'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing

Well, i'm sitting in my kitchen

And i'm wondering where's my chicken

I don't know what to do, i feel so alone

'cause the only friend i have is a pile of chicken bones!

I got drunk and i ate a chicken

I ate the chicken i found in my kitchen

Not just the leg, and not just the wing

I'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing

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