Harpoons of Love

I saw it all from the back of the room

he broke the handle off the head of a broom

he was the bride, and she was the groom

over their heads the devil started to swoon

I saw it all from the corner of my eye

she tore her dress, he was choked with a tie

she whispered something, then started to cry

he tried to kill it, it just wouldn't die

Catch that tiger by his toe

Hold that tiger, don't let him go

Cuz he's got secrets we want to know

But he won't tell, won't tell a soul

I saw it all i had the perfect view

there was one that was cut into two

the blood was red, the veins turned blue

i turned to me then i turned into you

I saw it all from the top of the heap

all the shepherds had turned into sheep

and all this wool wasn't helping us sleep

we rolled around 'til the bed go too deep

There's one thing, i do well

the first is buy and the second is sell

we looked to heaven then we dove into hell