I Do The Rock

I Do The Rock

Edith Sitwell giving readings 14 Moscow road

Osbert's giving champagne parties

Gertrude's hanging pictures, Alice making tea

Me, I do the only thing that still makes sense to me

I do the rock, I do the rock rock

John and Yoko farming beef, raising protein quota

Sometimes they make love and art inside the Dakota

Rodney's feeling sexy, Mick is really frightfully bold

Me, I do the only thing that stops me growing old

I do the rock, I do the rock rock

I do the rock rock rock

It's stimulating

Solzhenitzin feels exposed, built a barbed-wire prison

Nietzsche's six feet under but his babies still got rhythm

Einstein's celebrating ten decades but I'm afraid philosophy is just

Too much responsibility for me

I do the rock, I do the rock

Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean, Bess and Colin Cowdrey

Little Mo, Virginia Wade, Pistol Pete and O. J.

I've always lkied Di Maggio

And Rockney's pretty cute you know

I could never whack a ball with such velocity

I do the rock, I do the rock, I do the rock

It's stimulating, I'm a keen student

Liz and Dick and Britt and Liza, Jaclyn, Kate and Farrah

Meg and Roddy, John Travolta, Governor Brown and Linda

Interview and People Magazine, Miss Rona and the Queen

It must be really frightful to attract publicity

I do the rock myself

Carter, Begin and Sadat, Brezhnev, Teng and Castro

Every day negotiate us closer to disastro

Idi Amin and the Shah and Al Fatah is quite bizarre

I could never get the hang of ideology

I do the rock, I do the rock, I do the rock