Get Thee In My Behind, Satan

I'm courageous, I'm heroic, I'm fit and I'm strong;

I've been to Young and Jackson's with lipstick on;

I'm worn my Kunta Kinti T-shirt to a Klu Klux meet -

But I've never turned right at Swanston Street.

I've mixed heroin, cocaine and angel dust;

I've played on Rodney Grinter ( and been concussed );

My is mind is dirty, but my whiskey's neat -

But I've never turned right at Swanston Street.

I can be subjected to hours of extreme pain;

I can watch a full ten minutes of Don Lane;

There's only one time I'll admit defeat -

I've never turned right at Swanston Street.