Long Hard Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Dr

The beer's all been bought with my brother's I.D;

My folks are away, and they've left only me:

The whole suburb knows - no need to call up -

My place tonight for a teenage piss up.

Most of the girls will chuck before eight;

Two Bundy and cokes is all it will take -

There's sex in the backyard, someone will claim -

Though who's screwing who no one can name.

Some bloke will get angry his girlfriend's been nicked

And take a swing at the guy who looked at his chick;

The girl will start screaming, "You two, break it up."

It's on at my place - a teenager piss up.

The party will break up when I call the cops

Or my parents come home and everyone stops;

There'll be c.d.'s destroyed - mainly my dad's;

There'll be binge drinking, just like on the ads.

Years later we'll look back and think of the time

When we thought having fun meant all getting blind;

And when we're away our teenage children play up -

My place tonight for a teenager piss up.

Drink beer quickly to be a real hero;

It don't taste nice - that's why they make Sub Zero's.

C'mon everybody, shout it out loud:

Ain't it great to be young, pissed and proud.

A long hard thirst might need a big cold beer,

But I'm just a teenage jerk followin' my peers.

I don't have to go to a psychologist -

My reason for drinkin' is I wanna get pissed.