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Artist: Tism
Canonical path: /tism/put-your-dog-to-sleep
Related lyric paths: 6
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Put Your Dog To Sleep
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Put Your Dog To Sleep
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Kill your kids,
Take their life;
Spill your milkshake,
Divorce your wife.
Cancel third party
On your car,
Do 120K's
Into a Jaguar.
Break your back
In the spinal ward,
Shoot of your toes
When you're bored.
Poke your eyes;
Staple your knees;
Wreck your heater
When you freeze.
Got one hair left?
You should pluck it.
Put finger in socket,
Stand in bucket.
Sharpen your pencil
Then use a pen:
If you're Thompson
Call yourself Len.
Shave your head
Then ask for tips;
Grow a moustache
And shave your lips.
If you're sick
Go to a vet;
Put your dog to sleep
If you haven't yet.
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