Recorded By Triple J, Jan 23 1993, Melbourne Showg

Somalia has got the hunger

Yugoslavia's battle will always rage

Germany's got a guilty conscience

And Magic Johnson, he's got AIDS.

But in the global battle for misery

You know, we all win it

'Cause we're all Victorians

And we've got Jeffrey Kennett.

Stalin, he fucked communism

Germany and Hitler fucked the Yids

We all fuck the ozone layer

Woody Allen, he fucks the kids.

Some people they fuck animals

But if you're kinky, why wait?

Come on down to Victoria

See one man fuck a state.

Queensland used to be the national joke

And Adelaide was full of S and M botty-spankers

Perth was full of crooked businessmen

And Sydney, still full of wankers

Tasmanians, I've never met met any.

But the whole nation knows that

We all voted in Jeffrey Kennett

And that makes every Victorian a prat.

The West and South Australians were right

They've know for years that Vics were pricks

And now the whole nation can agree

kick a Vic, kick a Vic, Kick me,

I'm one, come on, kick each other

But don't forget that when we're kicking each other to death

There's one man who deserves it more than the rest -

and his first name is Jeff.