Watering Systems

Shut, shut the door! Say I'm sick, I'm dead!

Turn off the mobile! Get the radio instead -

For the next four hours just leave me alone!

No, I don't friggin' care if the President's on the phone!

Shut up! The footy's on the radio;

The footy's on the radio - shut up!

I might have rickets! I might have emphysema!

The doctor's at the front door, but I won't be seein' her -

I'm likely to do something not strictly within the law

If that rock band don't stop practising next door.

You can turn on the T.V, but leave the volume down;

Look at the commentator - what a freakin' clown.

There's footy on the radio - not one if or but;

There's footy on the radio - everyone shut up.

Shut up the intellectuals with coke bottle glasses;

Shut up the trendy members of the chattering classes;

Shut up all the D.J's, especially the Fox's;

Thank god we shut up wankers in their corporate boxes;

Shut up in his coffin is the man who tried to stop me;

Could someone please shut up the Member for Oxley?

Shut up shop; shut up shutters; shuddapayaface;

Shut War and Peace - you won't finish in any case;

They can shut up schools and hospitals, so why is it that

It's so hard for you to shut your freakin' loudmouth trap?

Oh, yeah, I'll shut up my abuse - won't happen any more;

Grab a beer for me, could ya, and shut the fridge door?

Shut up that drum machine, shut up those guitar sounds;

And shut up this bloody song before we miss the bloody ounce;

Shut up these stupid lyrics or I'm gonna get real cut -

The footy's on the radio - I gonna just shut up.