Wham Bam Thank You Imam

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

Clear the room of infidels,

Grab your partner by the wrist:

We're gonna do "The Fundamentalist"

Chorus

Palastine, it ain't mine no more -

Ayatollah, he said goodbye.

Here it comes, time to die my friend;

We've got the tune, you must comply.

They gone and done took my homeland away,

So you all gonna do just what I say:

Spin your partner, 1-2-3 -

Nearly as much fun as Lockerbie.

Partner on chair, what the heck;

Place a rope around his neck -

Have a quick reasoned debate;

Catch his death on video tape.

It's Allah's will, no doubt it must be -

Soon we'll dance with Salmon Rushdie.