Cool Cat Party

Well there's a lady who lives upstairs from me

Keeps her tv on to loud

And at night when she goes to sleep

All the cats they dance around

Well they really must have a rocking joint

Cause' you can hear them sing along

The music goes on all night long

And some times straight on till dawn

Chorus

And it's a cool - cool cat party

Going over my head

Well there's a big cat there named monster man

And his jobs to greet the guests

He chases all the mice away

And he eats up all the rest

Well there's a kitty there named sassy

And she makes a killer sound

You should hear here scream like a mean old queen

When she blows that funk around

Well i finally threw my bathrobe on,

And i went and ran upstairs

I said "hey monster, would you let me in" ?

He said " i can't cause' you're a square".

Well you better not say that twice to me man

Cause i'm a tijuana dog

Saw my guitar - threw the door ajar,

Said "i knew it all along".