No Flex
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No Flex
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Man, I got tens of dollars in my pocket right now
No flex
We packin' diamond pistols!
I don't mean to flex, but I've been having sex (uh-huh)
Like once a week at least, or two, if my girl ain't stressed
I don't mean to brag (nah), but my bandwidth is fat (fat)
I got that hulu plus, b*tch, streamin' with no ads (no ads)
I don't pay the tab (nah), I'm drinkin' whiskey neat (hard)
'Cause I know the owner paul, he let me drink for free (the man)
I get my hair cut twice a month (twice), that's my routine (yeah)
Don't mean to stunt, but it's tough when my neck so clean
Ayy, I'm speakin' Spanish to the valet (no flex)
He peeped my girl, she got that v-neck, out here showin' breast
Push an entry-level Audi, my jeans is stressed (yuh)
My 9 to 5 keep me tied down like I'm possessed
I could buy out h&m (cash)
No interest on the lease, I'm controllin' what I spend (smart)
Give me 60 months and I'ma sign that sh*t again
Money lookin' nice, got me keepin' up with trends
Flex, not tryna flex
Man, I'm holding half a stack, not tryna flex
Flex, not tryna flex
Take your b*tch to nordstrom rack, that's not a flex
Flex, not tryna flex
Man, I'm holding half a stack, not tryna flex
Flex, not tryna flex
Take your b*tch to nordstrom rack, that's not a flex
Body count up in the double digits (eleven)
And when we hit the club, we grease some palms and we get in it (slip a five)
I pull up in a foreign whip, you hear my honda civic (vroom)
I pulled another foreign b*tch, I think she might be British (I got a text!)
Pop the f*ckin' champagne, sipping cook's (pop)
And if I like her, I'ma poke her, go insane on the 'book (haha)
I'm reckless on the 'gram, I can't be tamed, I'm a crook (uh-huh)
I'm back, 50 weeks, likin' pics, you wish you could (yeah)
You can call me two face, with the way I'm tossin' coin (boy)
I don't do no chains, jeans too tight around my groin
Posted smokin' on this pen, b*tch, I don't roll no joints
Got a couple open bottles rollin' through these checkpoints
Man, I always pay the rent, ain't no holds up on my checks
If the waitress treat me right, I'm tippin' 21%
Pay for tidal, should be cancelled every month but I forget
It's whatever, I'm too clever, get refunded by the rep
Motherf*ckers, it's not a
Flex, not tryna flex
Man, I'm holding half a stack, not tryna flex
Flex, not tryna flex
Take your b*tch to nordstrom rack, that's not a flex
Flex, not tryna flex
Man, I'm holding half a stack, not tryna flex
Flex, not tryna flex
Take your bitch to nordstrom rack, that's not a flex
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