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Short Kings Anthem

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Short Kings Anthem

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We packin' diamond pistols

Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am

Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman

My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan

I always look fit, I ain't gotta cram

Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term

Controllin' my joystick, now it's your turn (bitch)

I don't listen to her chirp, bro, that's your bird

Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved

I could suck a titty while I'm standing up

Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough (little bitch)

Standing 5-8, voice 6-5

Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys

Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid

On my tippy-toes from LA to the Bay

Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow

You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel

I'm five foot something and I'm royalty

Short king, mama, ayy

I'm five foot something and I'm royalty

Short king, mama, ayy

Ain't no must be this tall to ride

I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy

I'm five foot something and I'm royalty

Short king, mama, ayy, shorty

All my shirt tags say XM

Got girls saying I'm they best friend

Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed

She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'

Still stand tall, I don't need height

Usin' all my words, I ain't gotta fight (bitch)

The glove only comes off at night

Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right

Stuntin' in my platform shoes

I serenade, you just built like a flute

In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze

In economy, still got leg room

Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid

On my tippy-toes from LA to the Bay

Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow

You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel

I'm five foot something and I'm royalty

Short king, mama, ayy

I'm five foot something and I'm royalty

Short king, mama, ayy

Ain't no must be this tall to ride

I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy

I'm five foot something and I'm royalty

Short king, mama, ayy, shorty

Welcome back to Short Kings Radio, now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners

Caller Number Five, you are on the air

Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG

Uh, that new shit, uh

Mhm

That shit got me laid

I'm 5-2 and, like, I've never had a song empower me as a Short King

Haha, okay

So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, thank you blackbear for getting me, uh, fucking laid dude

Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you

Thank you so much

Haha, well that's great to hear, caller, glad you got your dick wet

Next up, Halsey

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