As Good As I Once Was

She said: I've seen you in here before

I said: I've been here at time or two

She said: Hello, my

Name is Bobby Jo

Meet my twin sister Betty Lou

And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight

And you're the only cowboy in this place

And if you're up for a rodeo

L'll put a big texas smile on

Your face

I said: Girls

I ain't as good as I once was

I got a few years on me now

But there was a time back in my prime

When I could really lay it down

And if you need some love tonight

Then I might have just enough

I ain't as good as I once was

But I'm as good once as I ever was

I still hang out with my best friend dave

I've known him since we were kids at school

Last night he

Had a shots

Got in a tight spot hustlin' a game of pool

With a couple of redneck boys

One great

Big bad biker man

I heard david yell across the room

Hey, buddy, how 'bout a helping hand?

I said: Dave

I ain't as good as I once was

My how the years have flown

But there was a time back in my prime

When I could really hold my own

But if you wanna fight tonight

Guess those boys don't look all that tough

I ain't as good as I once was

But I'm as good once as I ever was

I used to be hell on wheels

Back when I was a younger man

Now my body says: You can't do this boy

But my pride says: Oh, yes you can

I ain't as good as I once was

That's just the cold hard truth

I still throw a few back, talk a little smack

When I'm feelin bullet proof

So don't double dog dare me now

'Cause I'd have to call your bluff

I ain't as good as I once was

But I'm as good once as I ever was

Maybe not be good as I once was

But I'm as good once as I ever was