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The Taliban song

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The Taliban song

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"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man

I got a, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

Things used to be real cool and they got out of hand when they moved in

They call themselves the Taliban

(ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby)

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here

They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear

She loves the desert and the hot white sand

But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand

The Taliban (ooo taliban baby)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be

Ride Camel Ride

My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side

We should do just fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban

(oh yeah the taliban) (baby)

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win

Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end

Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you

knuckle-heads you better not be doin any business with the taliban"

(Taliban baby)

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might

And then those big U.S. jets came flyin one night

They dropped little bombs all over our holy land

And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran

(the taliban)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be

Ride Camel Ride

My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side

We should do real fine down around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan

We'll bid a fair audo and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban

(oh yeah, taliban)

we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a finger to The Taliban (baby)"

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