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Artist: Toby Turner
Canonical path: /toby-turner/axe-super-bowl
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Axe Super Bowl
Read Axe Super Bowl lyrics by Toby Turner on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Axe Super Bowl
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Laid back lifeguard becomes alert
Reaches for some binoculars
Look to make sure that she's hot...
In a second, probably hot.
Jump, jazz hands. Hit the sand.
Save your future girlfriend!
Cameraman is right beside her.
He could save her, doesn't bother.
Cause his job's getting all these
Awesome shots of this
Lifeguard who occasionally
Beat sharks with his fists.
KO.
Sink him to the bottom.
Go and save the supermodel.
Return for some mouth to mouth.
Look right, lay down.
Cue romantic slow motion rotation.
Sweet embrace, hold her gaze for days,
Then touch her face.
Then something happens off frame...
Straight up out of outer space.
Hero of the Human Race.
Doesn't matter what you fought.
Nothing beats an astronaut!
Slow motion hot, ever!
Axe Apollo Space Academy.
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Toby Turner performs "Axe Super Bowl", and this lyric page sits inside the Toby Turner catalog on LyroVerse.
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