Better Than Ever Blues, Part 1

Well my TV's broke and my icebox leaks

Been bummed out for two good weeks

I'm trying to get ahead in a world full of freaks

And talking at the top of my lungs

I keep all my money in a coffee can

I dream about a world in the palm of my hand

Check out the window for the Domino's man

And I wait on my break to come

I wait on my break to come, boys

I wait on my break to come

I check out the window for the Domino's man

And I wait on my break to come

Well I used to think it was cut and dry

A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye

You can make up a wish and throw it in the sky

It will come true some day

Now it's hurry, hurry up and wait

We ain't gonna fish we oughtta cut bait

I wanna shake the hand that holds my fate

And tell them what I want to say

Cause I got something to say, boys

I got something to say

I want to shake the hand the hand that holds my fate

And tell them what I want to say

My best friend's headed for a heart attack

My ends are all meeting out behind my back

I oughtta go on ahead and get hooked on crack

And knock off a liquor store

But I've seen the world way down the line

My ears will burn and my eyes will shine

Now I sing everybody these songs of mine

Sound better than ever before

Better than ever before, boys

Better than ever before

I'm gonna sing everybody these songs of mine

Sound better than ever before