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Artist: Todd Snider
Canonical path: /todd-snider/guaranteed
Related lyric paths: 6
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Guaranteed
Read Guaranteed lyrics by Todd Snider on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Guaranteed
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Satisfaction guaranteed
I want what you promised me
I want satisfaction
Satisfaction guaranteed
Now power tie
No power lunch
I wouldn't tell you a lie
I got this knock out punch
When I'm channel surfing USA
Watching those hours roll by
I know I may be throwing my time away
At least I'm remotely in control
Chorus
I get my satisfaction
Satisfaction guaranteed
Indecision may or may not be my problem
I can't say
Dollar bills buy nervous laughter
It's all too loud for me
Happily here ever after
Mister you just wait and see
Stand back world
I'm standoffish
And I have made my wish
On a satellite dish
Viva satellite
Viva satellite
Satisfaction guaranteed
I want what you want from me
I want satisfaction
Satisfaction
Satisfaction guaranteed
Hey ayyyy hey hey
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Todd Snider performs "Guaranteed", and this lyric page sits inside the Todd Snider catalog on LyroVerse.
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