Bells, Bows, Gifts, Trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Snowmen, snow ski

Squeezin' down chimneys

Santa's thiccc, three Cs

Ice skates, cold mist

Mistletoe, get kissed

No mask? Naughty list

Whoville, who dis?

Rum-pa-pum-pum, get an ugly sweater

Sugar plum plum, this is Yuletide weather

All the reindeer and the sleigh is loaded

All I want for Christmas is a cure for COVID

Girl, what did that girl just say, girl?

Ooh girl, I don't dance, I prance (prance)

I don't sled, I slay (slay)

I don't stop, I shop, shop, shop till Christmas Day (okay)

And then I trim the tree (yep)

It's the three wise men for me (that's right)

Home Alone is on TV (vee)

So I might let you see (what you gonna let them see?)

My bells, bows, gifts, trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees (aah!)

My bells, bows, gifts, trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Saint Nick, coat puffed

Mrs Claus, skirt fluffed

Singin' carols, hands muffed

Milk, cookies, I'm stuffed

Lights up, let's cruise

Card maxed, mom's booze

Teddy bear, it's huge

Trump is the new Scrooge

Fa-la-la-la, go be gay and merry

Get that eggnog, gingerbread, cranberry

[?] king and a [?] fairy

Alexa, play Mariah Carey

Girl, what did that girl just say, girl?

Ooh girl, I don't dance, I prance (prance)

I don't sled, I slay (slay)

I don't stop, I shop, shop, shop till Christmas Day (okay)

And then I trim the tree (yep)

It's the Yule log for me (that's right)

Charlie Brown is on TV (vee)

So I might let you see (what you gonna let them see?)

My bells, bows, gifts, trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees (aah!)

My bells, bows, gifts, trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Alright, Christmas queens, y'all know what time it is, come on

Hang up all of your decor, hang up all of your decor

Now I want you to get your tinsel

Get your stockings, get your lights, get your wreaths

'Cause I don't want to see you dance

I want to see you prance, come on

Shop for me, shop for me, shop

Shop for me, shop for me, shop

Shop for me, shop for me, shop

Shop for me, shop for me, shop

Tongue pop for me, pop for me (pop)

Tongue pop for me, pop for me (pop)

Tongue pop for me, pop for me (pop)

Tongue pop for me, pop for me (pop)

Say brr for me, brr for me, brr

Say brr for me, brr for me, brr (woohoo)

Say brr for me, brr for me, brr (it's cold!)

Say brr for me, brr for me, brr

Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrhh

Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrhh

Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrhh

Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrhh (come on, nativity!)

Now snow for me, snow for me, snow

Snow for me, snow for me, snow (woo)

Snow for me, snow for me, snow (haha)

Snow for me, snow for me, snow (you better kick!)

Ho-ho-ho for me, ho for me, ho

Ho for me, ho for me, ho

Ho-ho-ho for me, ho for me, ho (ho ho ho)

Ho for me, ho for me, ho (merry Christmas)

Now wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap

Wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap

Wrap-wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap

Wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap

Now clap for me, clap for me, clap

Clap for me, clap for me, clap

Clap for me, clap for me, clap

Clap for me, clap for me, clap (let's go)

Shake your butt for me, butt for me, butt

Butt for me, butt for me, butt

Shake your butt for me, butt for me, butt

Butt for me, butt for me, butt

Crack nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts

Nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts

Crack nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts

Nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts

That's all

Ha ha ha ha!