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Artist: Todrick Hall
Canonical path: /todrick-hall/meow
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Meow
Read Meow lyrics by Todrick Hall on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Meow
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Yo, I was bored in the house just minding my business
So I put on Netflix and what did I witness
Yo, I haven't seen nothing crazy like that
Since Luka Magnotta in Don't Fuck With Cats
And I don't even know why I was being a wuss
I never seen a gay man with a passion for puss
So I said thank you, coronavirus
For giving us the gay Billy Ray Cyrus
Anyway
It was hypnotic, it was exotic
And when Carole killed her husband it was ironic
Send me iconic
But it's like comic
And when Joe and John were kissing it was like vomit
Got a whole lotta guns with a lot o' bullets
Take a whole lotta ego to rock a mullet
Got a 4-toothed husband with a sex bod
Is he a hillbilly or a sex god?
What the fuck am I even watching?
Don't wanna finish but I just can't stop it
Am I obsessed with this crazy white man
And oh shit! Did that tiger just eat his fucking head?
[Hook: Todrick Hall]
Here pussy, pussy, pussy
Purr, pussy, purr, pussy, fur
Pussy, scratch, scratch, scratch
Pussy, meow
When you meet Carole Baskin you'll be askin'
What's the last thing her rich hubby saw
Was it a pretty little chica from Costa Rica
Or was it just a tiger claw
She'll take the money and say
His mama not gon' get paid
She thought that she'd get away
But then they opened the case
Damn, lock her up, cuz she gon' bite
That bitch Carole Baskin, not tonight
Love a girl lickin' on a tiger bone
It's your quarantine queen so stay at home
Kitty needs a rescue, PETA be damned
Don't misgender Saff, baby daddy is a trans man
Guess Joe's done with the guns
Singing in a cage, now that should be fun
Carole is Baskin under the sun
She got 99 tigers fed her husband to one
[Pre-Hook: Todrick Hall]
What the fuck am I even watching?
Don't wanna finish but I just can't stop it
Am I obsessed with this crazy white man
And oh shit! Did that tiger just eat his fucking head?
Here pussy, pussy, pussy
Purr, pussy, purr, pussy, fur
Pussy, scratch, scratch, scratch
Pussy, meow
One tooth, two teeth, three teeth, four
John ain't missing teeth no more
Five teeth, six teeth, seven teeth, eight
Johnny had a dinner date
One tooth, two teeth, three teeth, four
John ain't missing teeth no more
Five teeth, six teeth, seven teeth, eight
Johnny had a dinner date
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