Business Man

B-B-B-B-Business man

B-B-B-B-Business man

I'm a business man with a business plan

I'm gonna make you money in business land

I'm a cool guy talkin' 'bout GameStop

I'm definitely not a cop

Why'd you say you're not a cop?

Because I'm not

I think that you're a cop

I also think that you're a cop

Listen boys, you better both stop

Or I'll have you arreste—, I'm not a cop

I'm a business man with a business tan

I spend my days in a big black unmarked van

If you wanna talk turkey, I'm here to talk shop

I'm definitely not a cop

You're a motherfucking cop

I can tell from the way that you stand

And you said that you worked in an unmarked van

Well listen, boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a business man in a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel

I'm not a cop

B-B-B-B-Business man

B-B-B-B-Business man

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Why does he have a gun?

Ski-bi-di-bi-dap-dap-dap-di-bi-dap (business)

Calling Officer Jackson, has your cover been blown?

Is that your police radar?

That was my business phone

And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung Money by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song

Saying business before another word

Doesn't make the whole thing business related

And if I may critique the whole police system

Then— oh, look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

No, it's not

Yes, it is (no, it's not)

See this little red dot? (Yes)

That's for a sniper shot

There's no snipers here and there's no police plot

(Snipers ready) do it now, take the shot

I'm a business man, speaking with two friends

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head

I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

You shouldn't have said that

I think you've really upset him

What do you mean you don't know me?

I was the best man at your wedding

I'm a business man, I'm not friends with snipers

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah

Ah! You shot me in the leg! (You shot him in the leg)

You shot me in my left leg! (You shot him in his left leg)

He's a business man who's definitely not a cop

But now he's been shot in his left leg

How about now?

No, I still don't know you

Say my name!

I don't know your name!

Why don't you say his name?

He's gonna shoot you again

I told you, I don't know his na—

Oh, he shot my other leg! (He shot his

Other leg)

He shot me in my right leg! (He shot him in

The right leg)

He's a business man getting shot in his legs

By his ex-best man, he is not a cop

Say my name

No, you've got a dumb name

Ugh, fine! Dwink Bexon

What?

That's his name, Dwink Bexon

Oh, that's, that's fine

Okay, that's a name, I suppose

That's a pretty dumb name

Ah! Dwink Bexon just shot me in the tits!

Ah! Dwink, stop shooting my business

Associates!

I'm a bad cop and if you couldn't tell

I also killed your wife in that drug cartel

Call for backup or we're all gonna die

Just admit that you're police and save our

Lives

Boys, l'd do anything to make the shooting

Stop

But I've told you before, I'm not a cop

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B-B-B-B-Business man (business man)

B-B-B-B-Business man (oh, yeah)

I told you before, I'm in business only

With a b-b-b-briefcase

And a b-b-b-ballpoint pen, ah

He's definitely not a cop

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