I Love Creatures

I love bunnies

Cuddly puppies

I love each furry bundle of fluff

I love donkeys

Fish and monkeys

Show me more, I just can't get enough!

I'll be having such fun

When I load up my gun

As I am and take shots at their heads

From the big to the small

They look great on my wall

I love those creatures

Especially when creatures are dead, dead, dead, dead

I love kittens

Used as mittens

I love skinning them down to their bones

I love horses

When they're corpses

And then hanging them up in my homes

Lure them in with some treats

As they feast at my feet

I say: Here - try some poison instead!

Some are fast as a flicker

But bullets are quicker

I love those creatures

Especially when creatures are dead, dead, dead, dead

I love those pandas, all fluffy and round

But hiding is useless - I'll soon hunt them down!

Inside my mansion are beasts to be found

But they're all dead so they don't make a sound

I love critters

Drowning litters

I love flocks, fowl and sheep, cows and swine!

I'm fangirls, for taxidermy

Stuffed or pickled in jars filled with brine

Surely one little reindeer won't hurt

The remainder can pull Santa's oversized sled

The day pigs can fly

Is the same day they'll die!

I love those animals

I'll hunt and shoot them all

I love all creatures

With cold lifeless features

I love those cute little creatures

When creatures are dead

Dead, dead, dead!