I've Been A Good Girl

I really want it

I must have it all

Somebody gimme

I'm gonna get everything and more

I swear I need it

I must have it now

Somebody buy it

'Cause this is what Christmas time is for

I'm clearing out my toy box

'Cause I know that there's gonna be

No boring books or new socks

Just a mountain of toys for me

'Cause I've been a good girl, Santa

At least I think so

Unless you were watching when I made Peter from next door

Eat that yellow snow

Well, Santa Claus, I only did him a favour

'Cause Pete should know that yellow snow

Isn't lemon flavour

You gotta believe me, Santa

I've been a real good girl

I really want it

It's gotta be mine

I want to have more than every girl and boy

I'm making my list

I'm writing this down

Dear Santa, just bring me every single toy

And I will go to bed soon

And I'll open my eyes to see

A big pile of toys in a bag

And I bet that the tag says that

They're all for me

'Cause I've been a good girl, Santa

At least I hope so

Unless you were watching me cheat

In my school exams

On the questions I don't know

But look into my eyes - see they're getting teary

I swear next year I will memorize Pythagoras's theory

You gotta forgive me, Santa

I've been a real good girl

I might not be the best kid in the cafeteria

I might not be the nicest girl in school

What if I don't fit the Nice List strict criteria?

God, there must be something I can do!

Wait - I know geeks with nice bright futures

Goody-two-shoe Nice List losers

If I could only get them on their own

Then I could edit Santa's letters

Have him redirect their presents

Get them all delivered to my home, my home!

The presents I got last year

Are dusty, worn and broken

And underneath my bed are things

I didn't even open

The Christmas tree looks bare to me

I want more decorations

I want my presents to exceed

The highest of my expectations

Like last year times by four

Covering every inch of the floor

Every toy on the planet and then one more

I'm praying you hear this

You gotta believe me, Santa

You have to forgive me, Santa

Are you flying to see me, Santa?

What will you bring me, Santa?

I've been a real good girl