Buttholes

Look, Donald Trump isn't as bad as they say he is

He really only tryna make America great again

The Bible's just a book for people scared to be atheist

Did we land on the Moon? I mean, maybe they fakin' it

The earth could be flat, the presidents could be aliens

And Americans might even be nicer than Canadians

Unpopular opinions got us caught up into craziness

And hatin' one another while we're all just homo-sapiens

Someone's always gonna hate you no matter what

Might as well just be yourself and let people think you suck

Opinions are like buttholes everyone got one they cover up

And all you gotta do is follow through when you yellin' that you don't give a fuck

I ain't lettin' anyone piss in my Cornflakes

Stay the hell out my face and I will stay out of your way

I know that life is cruel and lately it ain't fair at all

You hate your job, your phone is lost, there's evil men and racist cops

Yeah, I don't care if you are black or white or gay or straight

Or old or young or smart or dumb, or where you're from or what you make

The only thing I care about is livin' like I'm not afraid

Of dyin' while I'm sleepin', so I seize it while I'm still awake

We're so angry, hatin' everyone we don't know

We can't even take a joke, we should really let it go

And be happy, stop talkin' shit on our phones

And blockin' everyone we know, we been bein' buttholes

Maybe the feds killed Biggie and Pac

Maybe the Ku Klux Klan just needs some love and a hug

Maybe 9/11 really was an inside job

And the Christians are right - homosexuality's wrong

Or the Illuminati really want the best for the people

And abortions are murder so they should just be illegal

'Cause I don't know, that's all I'm sayin', these opinions drive us crazy

Got us fightin' so much lately we're divided from our neighbors

Someone's always gonna hate you no matter what

Might as well just be yourself and let people think you suck

Opinions are like buttholes everyone got one they cover up

And all you gotta do is follow through when you yellin' that you don't give a fuck

I ain't lettin' anyone piss in my Cornflakes

Stay the hell out my face and I will stay out of your way

I know that bein' you is harder than it sounds

You're the only one who can, so be you and do you proud

Yeah, I don't care if you are black or white or gay or straight

Or old or young or smart or dumb, or where you're from or what you make

The only thing I care about is livin' like I'm not afraid

Of dyin' while I'm sleepin', so I seize it while I'm still awake

We're so angry, hatin' everyone we don't know

We can't even take a joke, we should really let it go

And be happy, stop talkin' shit on our phones

And blockin' everyone we know, we been bein' buttholes

Everyone a butthead, everyone end up dead

Everybody upset, everybody blood red

Everybody feels like no one cares

Everything is fucked up, everything is tough luck

I have had enough dumb, everybody shut up

Everybody thinks that life ain't fair

We're so angry, hatin' everyone we don't know

We can't even take a joke, we should really let it go

And be happy, stop talkin' shit on our phones

And blockin' everyone we know, we been bein' buttholes

We're so angry, hatin' everyone we don't know

We can't even take a joke, we should really let it go

And be happy, stop talkin' shit on our phones

And blockin' everyone we know, we been bein' buttholes