Dummies

I love the Earth, but I don't really wanna save it

Everything is sexist, homophobic, or it's racist

When life gives us lemons, we're supposed to wanna change it

But my generation rather take some pills and escape it

Say that I'm transphobic if you wanna, but one day, I'll be a father

And I really hope my son don't grow up to be my daughter

I ain't tryna hurt your feelings, skin should be a little thicker

That's the problem, being honest got 'em triggered

The kids are getting weaker 'cause they're sheltered by society

Pumpkin spice, Ativan for seasonal anxiety

Wokeness has become a way to bully non-violently

And cancel everyone without improvin' on the life we live

Without the white, there's no black, without the straight, there's no gay

Without the men, there's no women, without the night, there's no day

Without the idiots, we couldn't laugh at them when they fall

So maybe we need them after all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all, ain't nobody dumber than y'all

I guess you love to be wrong, but you don't have the guts or the balls

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I love the Earth, but I don't really wanna save it

Everyone's obsessed with making stupid people famous

If a white boy raps, then it's called appropriation

But Beyoncé dyes her hair blonde, and people say she slayed it

Everybody's outraged, everybody's mad

Our solutions to the issues don't make no sense

If stairs are the problem, we build wheelchair ramps

We don't cancel feet or persecute the people with legs

The feminists who started the movement would be ashamed of so many things

They fought so you could vote, not show your butthole on OnlyFans

I'm not a bad person 'cause you don't like what I say

Call me homophobic just because I think straight

I love people even though we disagree

I wish we could get Wi-Fi signals from a tree

Then everyone would plant 'em and we'd probably save the planet for free

Too bad we only need 'em to breathe

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all, ain't nobody

Dumber than y'all

I guess you love to be wrong, but you don't have the guts or the balls

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

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I love the Earth, but I don't really wanna save it

Classifying people by their sex and race degrades 'em

But we still say straight white males are the worst of our population

Guess the labels are okay if they're Caucasian

Our kids are living in their rooms, I swear we barely ever see 'em

Go outside sometime, there's fresh air you could be breathing

Put your phones down, play sports, do something illegal

Go and meet your families, they're probably nice people

These days you're a Nazi if you don't hate the police

They say that white folks think all Asian people are Chinese

I'm sorry, what kinda white people you mean?

English? Scottish? German? Swedish? Or Greek?

And Black Lives Matter was problematic

It excludes anyone without the pigment, it's automatic

I understand all the reasons it happened

But includin' all humans is the actual answer

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all, ain't nobody dumber than y'all

I guess you love to be wrong, but you don't have the guts or the balls

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee-dee-dumb, dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

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