Lucky Day Overture

Ladies and gentlemen

Harry's harbour bizarre is proud to present

Under the big top tonight

Human oddities

That's right

You'll see the three headed baby

You'll see hitler's brain

See lea graff the german midget who sat in j.f. morgan's lap

You'll see priscilla bajano

The monkey woman

Jo jo the dog face boy

I'm milton malone, the human skeleton

See grace mcdaniel's

The mule faced woman

And she's the homeliest woman in the world

Under the big top tonight

Never before seen

And if you have a heart condition, please be warned

Don't forget to visit our snack bar at charleston grotto

Al lsales are final

Void where prohibited by law

You'll see sealo the seal boy who has flippers for arms

You'll see johnny eck, the man born without a body

He walks on his hands

He has his own orchestra and is an excellent pianist

See gerd bessler, the human pincusion

And don't forget, it's ladies' night at harvy's harbour bizarre

You'll see ko ko the bird girl

Mortando, the human fountain

Step a little

A little closer ladies and gentlemen and don't be shy

Dig deep in your pockets

You'll see radion, the human torso

Deep from the jungles of africa

Ladies and gentlemen, harry's harbour bizarre

Ladies and gentlemen