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Artist: TomSka
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THE MUFFIN SONG (feat. Schmoyoho)
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THE MUFFIN SONG (feat. Schmoyoho)
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Ha, I'm a muffin
And it’s muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die
Please, somebody kill me
Please, it’s muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die, die
Please I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die—please, I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavour?
Pie, pie, pie
Dad, I'm hungry
Hi, hungry, I'm dad
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?
I'm gonna do an internet
Well, I'm gonna do a book
Are you leavin’ me–I met a real man
Hey buddy, look
Over here
Ha ha ha ha ha, now you’re blind
You’re gonna die
We’re all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly
We're all gonna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (ooh, a butterfly)
Die, die, die (hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Got your nose
Look out, he’s got a nose!
Is this you? (yes) hello! (hi!)
Here comes the airplane
I like trains
Honey I'm pregnant
I can explain
No! Don’t jump!
Okay, jump now
I have no idea how to breathe
Meow, meow, meow, I'm a cow
Hey, you got a license for that?
You’ll never take me alive!
Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!
Mmyahh
No, llama, noooo!
Die, die, die
Die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
Please I wanna die, die, die (no, llama, no)
Die, die, die (hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
Please I wanna die, die, die
Even though letting goes feels right
I can't afford to say goodbye
You and I are bound together
Especially since cartoons live forever
Please I wanna die, die, die
(We're all gonna) die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
Please I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
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