Choosin

Ladies and gentlemen (Whoa)

I'd like to introduce y'all

To somebody you already know

A Mac, A Man

$hort Dizzle

Short enough to get chose tonight

Ridin' my leather and wood, hey

Hit the door I feel dynamite

And all the fly girls lookin' so good, choosin'

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

I'm slammin' Cadillac doors

White drop top wit the brand new vogues

Laced rolex still spittin' the flows

How can I retire still pimpin' the hoes

Suited from my head to my toes

Player got some money

You can tell by the clothes

Why they call me Too $hort

No one knows

Cuz when I pull it grows, and it grows, and it grows (Ooh Wee)

I told her "Get in the car"

Passed her the dro

She was hittin' it hard

But don't jump in my car trynna check out the ride

If you don't need a little sex in yo life

Short enough to get chose tonight

Ridin' my leather and wood, hey

Hit the door I feel dynamite

And all the fly girls lookin' so good, choosin'

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

I left and came back in the Benz

"Who's that nigga?" she was askin' her friends

They didn't answer so she asked again

"It's Too $hort baby that mackin' ass pimp"

I came wit my girl but I still don't care

Light skin sexy wit some real long hair

I like 'em wit the big 'ol butts

Say "what's up" and then dig in her guts (What's up ho?)

She shook my hand

Slipped me her number

But I don't have to sneak

Just keep things on the under

It's all out and clear when I'm doin' my thang

And I'm always true to the game

Short enough to get chose tonight

Ridin' my leather and wood, hey

Hit the door I feel dynamite

And all the fly girls lookin' so good, choosin'

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

All eyes on me

Soon as I stepped in the club (sippin')

Got a bottle, lots of models standin' on stuck

Pocket full of money and stuff

That's the way we do it when you off in the club wit me

$hort and J.E. P-I-M-P

Two of the baddest in the history

You mad cuz we straight to the V.I.P

Plus yo girl keeps choosin' me

I might not be number one but I'm a definite stunna

You might catch me in the club on a come up

And don't hate me when you see them hoes run up

Cuz we be ridin' wit the toast no butter

I'm just trynna cut all the little cut up

All these broads just straight up choosin'

$hort and twin can't be no loosin'

A couple back shots

Girl I'm cruisin' somethin' yeah

Short enough to get chose tonight

Ridin' my leather and wood, hey

Hit the door I feel dynamite

And all the fly girls lookin' so good, choosin'

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' aint he (Go ahead daddy)

This is a Jazze Phizzle producshizzle, uh huh

$hort Dizzle, huh-huh

$hort Denzel

Cuz we bout to drive the hoes crazy on this one (Crazy Daddy) whoo!

Pull a big Cybil Shepherd type (oooh wee)

Ya smell me, oh boy

We gon' take this to Hollow Denzel

Thissle (Oh Boy)

Look at them twins