I'm a Pimp

[Too $hort]

2010!

Short Dawg in the house

My nigga Hayes in the motherfuckin house

[Chorus: Hayes]

Cause she don't call by 12 then she don't get to go

It's my little secret she don't get to know

Got a bitch on the side but she gon' get to go

To my right is my wife to my left is my hoe

I'm a pimp

[Hayes]

And I'm slow to stank

The only alternative to that kilo cake

Give you the same rush as when you slangin bricks

When the feds come to town I rely on my bitch

There I is, runnin with my backup plan

My momma said you need somethin to fall back on man

And since I ain't got no GD or college grants

I talk a chick into sellin pussy right out her pants

By choice, I place it in 'em

Like puttin directions in your navi system

Like teachin white chicks great dancin rhythm

I'm evolvin the game and enhancin pimpin

Here I go - runnin plays like a coach

10 G's a night like winnin the Superbowl

5 G's a night like winnin the playoffs

There's no need for practice so it's no days off

[Chorus]

[repeat Chorus first four lines with Too $hort instead]

[Too $hort]

I always maintain multiple relationships

What I say to a bitch I have her makin chips

I don't prostitute, every woman in my life

Got hoes, a daughter, a momma and a wife

Like my nigga Hayes, I know how to send 'em

If you check my DNA you'll find a lot of pimpin

I don't stop winnin, I keep hot women

But the prettiest hoes, sometimes it's not in 'em

Everything I want I'm gettin it

And if my hoes cain't get it, my bitch is rich

I got habits, man my life is lavish

I'm hooked on money, I'm a God damn savage

Call me daddy, no I don't drive a Caddy

I keep it parked in my garage and push the S-550

I'm the Too S-H, O-R-T

You lil' BITCH~! You ain't as hard as me

[Chorus]

[Hayes]

It's no accident

I'm puttin on the risk where the cash is spent

From sittin on the black with the glass is tint

Feet raised, I live the life you imaginin

on the ground, then we above the sky

In our PJ's feelin like a private eye

Codename: Magnum, yeah I'm the guy

that'll have your girlfriend tellin you a lie

And I'm sorry, I don't mean to do it

My prominent specialist says I've seen her do it

And I'm so on the scene and my steam is the newer

Yeah I'm the shit and that attracts your bitch

She can feel it - and I have the fire

I adjust the levels while equalizer

She know whatever she want we can go buy it

Any experiments and we can go try it

Horseback and the skydivin

Menage-a-trois and jet-ski ridin

Or just chillin while they at my old iceland

That's my wife but I feel that

[Chorus]

[Too $hort]

Shout out to all the real pimps

Where you at mayne?

Yeah, we still blowin

Where the weed smokers at?

You in the mix bitch

Too $hort

Gotta send a special shoutout to all the real hookers

Get your money bitch! {*echoes*}