Playboy Short

Well I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I say

I never do work but I always play

Cause the game is life and I play the game

So you never talk down on a player's name

When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew

Talking bout me, wouldn't think about you

When you heard Too $hort came to town

You never would've thought I'd be looking down

On who? On you cause I'm so big

Me and my money is all I dig

I'm from the Dangerous Crew, we ain't no punk

We take 24 tracks, drop the funk on your ass

Beating like a dope fiend

Back seat riding in a limosine

Telling that freak all about me

The creater of greater, sucker MC's

Chilling out in the Oaktown singing a rap

No MC could rock like that

Now I say it like bitches say

No MC could rock my way

When I rap it's always great

Wouldn't care if it was like or on a tape

It's me, $hort, the one and only

Spitting that rap to all my homies

You know about you, you know I'm a star

When I rap too good I might take it too far

Had the whole damn crowd going wild

Cause I don't stop rapping, that's my style

Too $hort baby from East Oakland

I got more hoes than I can count on my hand

You got women? Well I got more

You don't know? Shit, I'm Playboy $hort

They call me "Playboy $hort" known everywhere

Had a life long dream to be a player

Way too cold at a younger age

It was every day, just make that page

Still playing the same, still young at the game

Never talk down on a player's name

Cause I'm big time, paid all my dues

I'm rich and famous and way too cool

People can't fuck with the way I'm rhyming

They say it's too slow but it bought these diamonds

Too $hort baby is the name I use

A '93 Lexus is what I cruise

Clean from the start, I thought I was it

I was Cadillac Slick in the dust I kick

But the Caddy got parked cause I'm riding new

Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, fool

Money everywhere, all over the floor

At the bank I'm known as "Mr. $hort"

At the house I be chilling, getting some head

Writing raps all day, even in bed

And them groupie-ass bitches love this shit

The funk rap master, made to fit

Just her, I'm all in them guts

Homeboy can't fuck so I hooked it up

But young women like you with your big round butts

Blind girls driving down the street called "Love"

Chasing that man, who really can't stand

Seeing your face so now you ran

And you don't realize what you'll soon see

The way making love is supposed to be

With a player known as Playboy Too

Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be through

Players play women who like to get played

Bitched like you just trying to get laid

But I like money, and I get paid

I do my duty and say "Good day"

I didn't want to make love, I'm not that fast

What the hell, she's a freak, she even asked

So let's go to my room, after the show

Treat me like a pimp, and pay me hoe

You can suck my dick and I might sing

Just love Too $hort, I'm everything

So cool, my name is "Too"

Call it how you want but I won't call you

Ring my phone and you might see

Ringing my phone just won't get me

Cause I'm hard to find, and I get mine

And if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in line

I'd be right on time in the right place

Too $hort baby all in your face

Talking bout mine and what I want

Fucking MC's with the Dangerous funk

I'm on my way, to the top

So much rapping I'll never stop

And all that fame, you might claim

Couldn't stand up by my rap name

You might be good, I don't care

I've been rapping like this 13 long years

I got more respect then you'll ever get

Cause I don't stop rapping and you know that shit

Sucker MC's with your record deal

Most tapes out now couldn't be real

Cause your tracks ain't shit, dreaming bout hits

But you'll find out Too $hort don't quit

When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew

Talking bout me, wouldn't think about you

When you heard Too $hort came to town

You never would've thought I'd be looking down...