Call Me Daddy

[Too $hort]

Yeah baby you know whassup

Tryin to get this money girl

I'ma take you out to Las Vegas, put you to work

Show you how to get this real money, youknowhatI'msayin?

Chorus: {singers} repeat 2X

I can't wait til next Friday (next Friday)

That's when a brother gets paid (gets paid)

I've got plenty to drink, plenty to smoke

That's what I'm out here hustlin fo'

[Too $hort]

We all need to be strong, for the ones we love

Cain't hesitate to help the next man up

Pass the game like it's a hot potato

Gotta do it now and not later

You wanna say somethin, preach it

If you know somethin, teach it

Cause it makes no sense to keep it to yourself

That's how you felt

well you might feel better if you spread yo' wealth

Let it trickle down.. cause yo' crumbs

might be just enough for me to get some

I'm tryin to come up, you know I'm comin

but it's hard for a black man without a good woman

If you find one it might be your last chance

You ain't never gon' hold down a black man

You need to choose me, get this money you can have me

Ride in my Caddy, and call me daddy

Chorus

[Too $hort]

You've got yo' momma, you know how that is

A good mother's gon' do anything for her kids

But you never kenw your father, he never bothered

Your last boyfriend used to grab you by the collar

for nothin, wasn't even tryin to get money

Fine woman like you, I don't find the shit funny

You need management, not an amateur pimp

who don't know what to do, when the money ain't cool

I'm a hustler, I always eat good

Fat house in the hood, new shoe on my foot

Things ain't been the same since he put you out

Somethin you ain't never felt good about

Let's get this money, that's what I want you for

Don't make me wait too long, cause life is too short

She said gladly, and then she had me

Jumped in my Caddy, and called me daddy

Chorus

[Too $hort]

You tryin to convince yo'self it's the right thing

Once upon a time you had nice dreams

Now you don't sleep good, whatchu thinkin of?

Nobody cain't tell you how to get that love

It's right here, I know you understand me

I'll be your daddy, I'll be your whole family

No stress, never have to worry bout a thing

The best resteraunts, furs and diamond rings

All paid for by the suckers and lames

All you need is me in this motherfuckin game

To the top, that's where we goin

Where the good green don't stop growin

Don't ever turn on me

Give me everything you earn for me

Be together forever, never lonely

Smoke my last weed, a big fattie

Ride in my Caddy, and call me daddy

Chorus