Little Girls

Little girls of the world, you're all so sprung

15, 16 and all so young

I thought about you just last night

Grabbed my pen then I started to write

A rap that'll cap like a true blue rap

Not a washed-up almost MC sap

Little girls so fresh and I know you are

Wanna take a little ride in my new car

I see you more than baby, it's more like hell

You screw a little girl and end up in jail

Even though she seems she's 19

You're looking at her body an it's breaking the jeans

Well you know she's not, so don't play dumb

Little girls walking round trying to give me some

But I tell 'em like this, I'm the player $hort

Playing freaks like you is just a sport

I'm coming way too real and I can never be funny

Niggas like me just want your money

Give it up, cause I'm no lost cause

Little girl recognize Too $hort's the boss

When they turn 16, we all find out

What little girls like that are all about

So you girls out there, that fit my rhyme

You'd better think twice before you jump on mine

Little girl's so thick, you might think she's grown

But if you knew when she was born, you might leave her alone

She's trouble homeboy, with a big fat "T"

Little girls like that make old men pee

Then a brother like me might break my neck

Looking back saying "Ooooh!" Bout to get in a wreck

Cause she's always flirting, might give me a look

Like I put her in the oven and she started to cook

But when I put her on the spot, she could not hang

With my so rough, so tough Playboy game

I only said two words, something like "Get busy"

Her head started hurting and she got real dizzy

Growing up to fast, all you little girls

Letting brothers like me cold crush your world

Should've listen to your momma when she told you so

But you wnet and got G'd now you want some more

They ain't paying me money, talking bout love

And the other girl's who I'm thinking of

Can you understand, I'm just a man

I want to come in this world and cold take the man

So just step on back, while I walk on by

I might look you down, and I might say "Hi"

And if you come up choosing, I just might laugh

Say "Little girl check me out in about two and a half...years"

I took a little girl to a drive in show

Jumped in the back and heard "No no no"

She was only 16 but the girl was ripe

36-24 and a 35

I was wasting time spitting lines

Thinking bout going home cold getting mine

Baby said "Stop it" I said "Drop it"

I tried everything but I could not cop it

I was going to a store about a month ago

Met another girl that just loved my show

We talked for a while and it was all about

Having big fun later on at her house

She said her pops was gone but her mother was there

And everything was cool cause she don't care

So I gave her a ride, kissed her goodbye

I said I'd be back and we all know why

Went to find my thrill up on that hill

I was coming right back with the power drill

I had fun for a while but it wasn't enough

When it all got good, her pops showed up

He must have walked in the room and said "Young punk"

Cause when he walked in the room, he smelled the funk

Then he tried to mash, but I don't play

Cause I was out of that window and on my way

Little girl

Every night you call and say "Come by"

You tell me things changed and I know you lie

I came by last week, you said drive on up

And your pops came out talking all that stuff

Next night we made a date for 9 o'clock

And I always wondered why you walked the block

I saw you waiting on the corner when I made the turn

I didn't really think about it cause I wasn't concerned

I said, "You look so good, but you always do"

I was rushing to the house for the old 1 2's

But the ones ain't cool, and the twos don't work

Every time I tried, you kept saying it hurts

And then it all came out under all your tears

It seems you only been alive for 15 years

You could have fooled me baby with your lying scheme

Said you worked in the mall and just turned 18

When it came down to it, I couldn't go through it

It's all so sad cause you wanted to do it

Little girl, you want to have some fun

You'd better wait a few years cause you're much too young

Stop playing games, you might find a guy

Who will like you for yourself, not for all your lies

So I put it like this, and I don't play

If I see your young ass, I'm not going your way

You little girl