Hooker With a Penis

I met a boy wearing Van, 501

And a dope Beastie-tee, nipple rings

New tattoos that claimed that he was OGT

Back from '92, from the first EP

And in between sips of Coke

He told me that he thought we were selling out

Laying down, sucking up to the man

Well now I've got some advice for you, little buddy

Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man

I'm the man, you're the man, and he's the man as well

So you can point that fucking finger up your ass

All you know about me is what I've sold ya, dumbfuck

I sold out long before you ever even heard my name

I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit

Then you bought one

I've got some advice for you, little buddy

Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man

If I'm the fucking man, you're the fucking man as well

So you can point that fucking finger up your ass

All you know about me is what I've sold ya, dumbfuck

I sold out long before you ever even heard my name

I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit

Then you bought one

All you read and wear or see and hear on TV is a product

Begging for your fatass dirty dollar

Shut up and

Buy, buy, buy my new record

Buy, buy, buy, send more money

Fuck you, buddy

Fuck you, buddy

Fuck you, buddy

Fuck you, buddy