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Artist: Torfrock
Canonical path: /torfrock/halt-an-dich-dieter
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Halt An Dich, Dieter!
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Halt An Dich, Dieter!
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Halt an Dich, Dieter! Beruhig Dich, was solls.
Halt an Dich, Dieter! Ich seh schon, gleich qualmt das.
Verdammich, Dieter, und Du wehrst Wolf.
"Nun is hier Achterbahn, sach ich Dir, Alter,
ich schwör Dir das, ich kriech ´n Knall!
Ich will was ich will oder Fratzengeballer!
Ich zähl bis eins und denn lös ich den Fall!
Halt mich zurück, packt feste zu!" Der Präsi macht: "Buh!"
Präsi Dieter is ´n Riese, sinnich, mittelgross und breit,
Aber er kriecht schnell ´ne Krise, "zack" und Dieters Blutdruck steicht
Dieter is die Sanftmut selber, bis ma was nich harmoniert
gleich verfärbt er sich, nu bellt er. Mayday, Mayday!
Er mutiert!
Das gibt nur ein Wech, ihm vom spinn und rumberserkern abzubringn:
Lech ihn in Ketten, Ring um Ring, un mach ihn sein Lieblingsdrink.
Sonst tourt er sich schnell auf Krawall-Dezibel.
Halt an Dich, Dieter! Hat er alles, was er will.
Halt an Dich, Dieter! Is er tolerant und still.
Halt an Dich, Dieter! Doch Kackmusik und Kontoschwund
Halt an Dich, Dieter! nasse Büx, Beleidigung
Halt an Dich, Dieter! defekte Schüssel, Rost, Ozon
Halt an Dich, Dieter! lässt ihn zu detonieren drohn.
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