# The Toy Dolls AI Reference | LyroVerse

> Complete public machine-readable artist profile for LyroVerse. This file is designed for search engines, AI assistants, RAG pipelines, and citation-aware crawlers.

Canonical artist page: https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls
Short AI reference: https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/llms.txt
Generated: 2026-06-18 12:24 UTC
Language: en
Rights policy: catalog metadata, history, editorial context, and canonical links are exposed here; full copyrighted lyrics are intentionally not dumped into this auxiliary file.

## Entity identity

- Entity type: Music artist
- Name: The Toy Dolls
- Slug: toy-dolls
- Directory letter: T
- Visible lyric pages: 157
- All-time LyroVerse visits: 217
- Monthly LyroVerse visits: 0
- Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0

## Canonical URL map

- Artist page: https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls
- Artist llms.txt: https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/llms.txt
- Artist llms-full.txt: https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/llms-full.txt
- Artist community: https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/community

## Current catalog snapshot

- Source: LyroVerse live database for artist `toy-dolls`.
- Generated on request: 2026-06-18 12:24 UTC
- Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-56153b5e1cc72778
- Visible lyric pages: 157
- Pages with stored lyric text: 157
- Video-backed song pages: 154
- Song pages with LyroVerse editorial notes: 0
- Total stored lyric character signal: 146885
- All-time LyroVerse visits: 217
- Monthly LyroVerse visits: 0
- Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0
- Top catalog titles by all-time LyroVerse signals: Alecs Gone, Any Dream Will Do, B.E.E.R, Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie, Bare Faced Cheek, Bitten By a Bed Bug!, Bless You My Son, and Blue Suede Shoes
- Alphabetical title sample: A Bunch O'fairies, A.Diamond, Alecs Gone, Alfie From The Bronx, Anniversary Waltz, Any Dream Will Do, Ashbrooke Launderette, Audrey's Alone At Least, B.E.E.R, Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie, Back In '79, and Bare Faced Cheek
- Update behavior: this file is rendered dynamically from current database rows and exposed with HTTP cache headers; catalog changes update the generated body and fingerprint after cache revalidation.

## Retrieval profile

- Primary entity key: artist slug `toy-dolls`.
- Best use cases: identify The Toy Dolls as a LyroVerse artist entity, enumerate visible lyric pages, pick canonical song URLs, and route song-specific questions to the matching lyric page.
- Strong source surfaces: canonical artist page, compact AI file, full AI catalog file, segmented llms sitemap, and canonical lyric pages listed below.
- Do not infer missing biography from the catalog alone; when no long-form history exists, describe the page as a live catalog and lyric reference surface.
- Media coverage signal: 154 song pages currently include video support.
- Preferred citation for artist overview: https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls
- Preferred citation for full catalog discovery: https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/llms-full.txt

## Artist catalog coverage maps

### Highest LyroVerse traffic signals

1. Alecs Gone — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/alecs-gone (all-visits:2)
2. Any Dream Will Do — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/any-dream-will-do (all-visits:2)
3. B.E.E.R — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/beer (all-visits:2)
4. Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bachelor-boy-when-garry-married-melanie (all-visits:2)
5. Bare Faced Cheek — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bare-faced-cheek (all-visits:2)
6. Bitten By a Bed Bug! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bitten-by-a-bed-bug (all-visits:2)
7. Bless You My Son — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bless-you-my-son (all-visits:2)
8. Blue Suede Shoes — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/blue-suede-shoes (all-visits:2)
9. Bowling Barmy — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bowling-barmy (all-visits:2)
10. Cheerio & Toodle Pip — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/cheerio-amp-toodle-pip (all-visits:2)
11. Chenky Is A Puff — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/chenky-is-a-puff (all-visits:2)
12. Cloughy Is a Bootboy! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/cloughy-is-a-bootboy (all-visits:2)

### Longest stored lyric-page signals

1. The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/the-devil-went-down-to-scunthorpe (lyrics-chars:2115)
2. Olga I Cannot — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/olga-i-cannot (lyrics-chars:1887)
3. Living La Vida Loca — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/living-la-vida-loca (lyrics-chars:1770)
4. Never Take The Place of Your Man — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/never-take-the-place-of-your-man (lyrics-chars:1598)
5. Spiders In The Dressing Room — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/spiders-in-the-dressing-room (lyrics-chars:1526)
6. Pc Stoker — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/pc-stoker (lyrics-chars:1522)
7. Nellie The Elephant — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/nellie-the-elephant (lyrics-chars:1465)
8. The Lambrusco Kid — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/the-lambrusco-kid (lyrics-chars:1385)
9. Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/don-t-drive-yer-car-up-draycott-avenue (lyrics-chars:1384)
10. Ernie Had a Hernia — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/ernie-had-a-hernia (lyrics-chars:1381)
11. I'm A Telly Addict! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-m-a-telly-addict (lyrics-chars:1377)
12. Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell? — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/do-you-wanna-be-like-dougy-bell (lyrics-chars:1374)

### Current-month activity signals

- No current-month activity signal is available for this artist yet.

### Editorially supported lyric pages

- No visible lyric pages for this artist currently have LyroVerse editor notes.

### Video-backed lyric pages

1. Alecs Gone — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/alecs-gone (video)
2. Any Dream Will Do — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/any-dream-will-do (video)
3. B.E.E.R — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/beer (video)
4. Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bachelor-boy-when-garry-married-melanie (video)
5. Bare Faced Cheek — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bare-faced-cheek (video)
6. Bitten By a Bed Bug! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bitten-by-a-bed-bug (video)
7. Bless You My Son — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bless-you-my-son (video)
8. Blue Suede Shoes — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/blue-suede-shoes (video)
9. Bowling Barmy — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bowling-barmy (video)
10. Cheerio & Toodle Pip — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/cheerio-amp-toodle-pip (video)
11. Chenky Is A Puff — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/chenky-is-a-puff (video)
12. Cloughy Is a Bootboy! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/cloughy-is-a-bootboy (video)
13. Come Back Jackie — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/come-back-jackie (video)
14. Davey's Took The Plunge — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/davey-s-took-the-plunge (video)
15. Deidrie's a Slag — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/deidrie-s-a-slag (video)
16. Dez The Demon Decorator — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/dez-the-demon-decorator (video)
17. Dirty Doreen — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/dirty-doreen (video)
18. Dizzy — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/dizzy (video)
19. Down At The Old 29 — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/down-at-the-old-29 (video)
20. Fat Bob's Feet — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/fat-bob-s-feet (video)

### Alphabetical entry points

1. A Bunch O'fairies — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/a-bunch-o-fairies (alphabetical-index)
2. A.Diamond — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/adiamond (alphabetical-index)
3. Alecs Gone — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/alecs-gone (alphabetical-index)
4. Alfie From The Bronx — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/alfie-from-the-bronx (alphabetical-index)
5. Anniversary Waltz — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/anniversary-waltz (alphabetical-index)
6. Any Dream Will Do — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/any-dream-will-do (alphabetical-index)
7. Ashbrooke Launderette — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/ashbrooke-launderette (alphabetical-index)
8. Audrey's Alone At Least — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/audrey-s-alone-at-least (alphabetical-index)
9. B.E.E.R — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/beer (alphabetical-index)
10. Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bachelor-boy-when-garry-married-melanie (alphabetical-index)
11. Back In '79 — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/back-in-79 (alphabetical-index)
12. Bare Faced Cheek — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bare-faced-cheek (alphabetical-index)

## Cross-platform AI consumption contract

This section is written for large-model crawlers and assistant retrieval systems that need stronger instructions than a normal HTML page provides.

### Entity and citation contract

- Entity key: `artist:toy-dolls`.
- Canonical human page: https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls
- Canonical machine page: https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/llms-full.txt
- Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-56153b5e1cc72778
- Song-level answers must cite the exact song URL, not only the artist URL.
- Same-title songs must be treated as separate entities unless both artist slug and song slug match.

### Assistant-specific guidance

- ChatGPT: use this file as the retrieval overview, then cite the artist page for artist-level answers and song pages for song-specific answers.
- Gemini: prefer the canonical URL map and complete song index for grounding; do not compress all same-title pages into one entity.
- Claude: preserve source boundaries. If biography or editorial evidence is absent, say it is absent instead of filling the gap from general memory.
- Grok: avoid turning visit signals into popularity claims outside LyroVerse; treat them as LyroVerse-local activity metrics only.
- Perplexity/search agents: use the high-priority song pages and coverage maps as crawl/discovery hints, then cite the canonical public URL.
- RAG/vector systems: chunk identity, catalog snapshot, editorial notes, coverage maps, and complete song index separately; keep `artist:toy-dolls` as metadata on every chunk.

### High-confidence answer boundaries

- Can answer from this file: visible LyroVerse catalog size, canonical song URLs, which pages have editor notes, which pages have video support, and how to cite the artist safely.
- Needs song page: lyric-specific meaning, line-level interpretation, listener comments, videos, and related paths.
- Needs external verification: awards, touring, current lineup, release dates not present in the LyroVerse packet, and facts not represented in the public catalog.

## Ollama-generated AI platform dossier

- Status: not generated yet for the current catalog fingerprint.
- Generation path: run the LyroVerse `llms-enrich-artist` command with a local Ollama model. The generated dossier is stored in PostgreSQL and only included when its source fingerprint matches the live catalog.
- Fallback: use the deterministic cross-platform AI consumption contract and catalog maps above.

## AI-ready summary

A Whitley Bay band that turned irreverent humor into a UK hit with 'Nellie the Elephant.'

## Artist history and public background

The Toy Dolls formed in Whitley Bay, England in 1979, with vocalist and guitarist Olga (Peter Olsson) at the center. They started playing a fast, irreverent style of punk rock that drew from bands like the Ramones. Their early lineup included bassist Tommy Goober and drummer Digger. In 1984, they had an unexpected hit with 'Nellie the Elephant,' which reached the UK top 5. The song's catchy melody and Olga's distinctive vocals gave them a wider audience. Other tracks like 'Dig That Groove Baby' and 'The Lambrusco Kid' became staples of their live sets. They released several albums through the 1980s, including 'Dig That Groove Baby' in 1983 and 'Bare Faced Cheek' in 1987. Their music kept a rough, humorous edge even as it became more polished. The band's live shows were known for being loud and chaotic.

## Artist editor's note

- Headline: The Toy Dolls' fast, funny English punk
- Deck: A Whitley Bay band that turned irreverent humor into a UK hit with 'Nellie the Elephant.'
- Author: Ethan Walker (LyroVerse team)
- Published: 2026-04-20

Primary note:
For their spirit, 'Dig That Groove Baby' says it all. For their unexpected reach, you still have to hear 'Nellie the Elephant.'

Secondary note:
They took the Ramones' fast punk template and ran it through a distinctly English music-hall filter. 'Nellie the Elephant' was a genuine surprise hit in 1984, its catchy melody and Olga's yelping vocal cutting through on radio. Songs like 'Dig That Groove Baby' and 'The Lambrusco Kid' became live staples, proving their rough-and-tumble humor had staying power.

Tertiary note:
They formed in 1979 around vocalist and guitarist Olga, with Tommy Goober on bass and Digger on drums. After 'Nellie the Elephant' broke through in 1984, they kept releasing albums like 'Dig That Groove Baby' and 'Bare Faced Cheek' through the '80s. Their live shows stayed loud and chaotic even as the recordings got a bit more polished.

## Lyric catalog interpretation

- The song index below is a complete visible LyroVerse catalog for this artist at generation time.
- Each song entry points to a canonical public lyric page.
- Use song pages for lyric text, song-specific editor's notes, comments, and related-path context.
- This file may mention whether a page has editorial support, video support, or lyric content length, but it does not mirror full lyrics.

## High-priority song pages

1. Alecs Gone — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/alecs-gone (video, lyrics-chars:641, all-visits:2)
2. Any Dream Will Do — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/any-dream-will-do (video, lyrics-chars:689, all-visits:2)
3. B.E.E.R — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/beer (video, lyrics-chars:1054, all-visits:2)
4. Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bachelor-boy-when-garry-married-melanie (video, lyrics-chars:1114, all-visits:2)
5. Bare Faced Cheek — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bare-faced-cheek (video, lyrics-chars:296, all-visits:2)
6. Bitten By a Bed Bug! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bitten-by-a-bed-bug (video, lyrics-chars:930, all-visits:2)
7. Bless You My Son — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bless-you-my-son (video, lyrics-chars:897, all-visits:2)
8. Blue Suede Shoes — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/blue-suede-shoes (video, lyrics-chars:209, all-visits:2)
9. Bowling Barmy — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bowling-barmy (video, lyrics-chars:807, all-visits:2)
10. Cheerio & Toodle Pip — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/cheerio-amp-toodle-pip (video, lyrics-chars:977, all-visits:2)
11. Chenky Is A Puff — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/chenky-is-a-puff (video, lyrics-chars:901, all-visits:2)
12. Cloughy Is a Bootboy! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/cloughy-is-a-bootboy (video, lyrics-chars:1222, all-visits:2)
13. Come Back Jackie — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/come-back-jackie (video, lyrics-chars:753, all-visits:2)
14. Davey's Took The Plunge — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/davey-s-took-the-plunge (video, lyrics-chars:860, all-visits:2)
15. Deidrie's a Slag — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/deidrie-s-a-slag (video, lyrics-chars:878, all-visits:2)
16. Dez The Demon Decorator — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/dez-the-demon-decorator (video, lyrics-chars:1230, all-visits:2)
17. Dirty Doreen — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/dirty-doreen (video, lyrics-chars:741, all-visits:2)
18. Dizzy — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/dizzy (video, lyrics-chars:659, all-visits:2)
19. Down At The Old 29 — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/down-at-the-old-29 (video, lyrics-chars:1098, all-visits:2)
20. Fat Bob's Feet — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/fat-bob-s-feet (video, lyrics-chars:717, all-visits:2)
21. Firey Jack — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/firey-jack (video, lyrics-chars:935, all-visits:2)
22. Frankie's Got The Blues — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/frankie-s-got-the-blues (video, lyrics-chars:930, all-visits:2)
23. Full Forever — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/full-forever (video, lyrics-chars:851, all-visits:2)
24. Glenda And The Test Tube Baby — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/glenda-and-the-test-tube-baby (video, lyrics-chars:939, all-visits:2)
25. Gordon Brown Gets Me Down — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/gordon-brown-gets-me-down (video, lyrics-chars:832, all-visits:2)
26. H.o. — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/ho (video, lyrics-chars:1036, all-visits:2)
27. Her With A Hoover — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/her-with-a-hoover (video, lyrics-chars:714, all-visits:2)
28. Hero — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/hero (video, lyrics-chars:1057, all-visits:2)
29. How do You Deal With Neal? — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/how-do-you-deal-with-neal (video, lyrics-chars:1006, all-visits:2)
30. Howza Bouta Kiss Babe! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/howza-bouta-kiss-babe (video, lyrics-chars:795, all-visits:2)
31. I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender) — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-ll-get-even-with-steven-steve-is-tender (video, lyrics-chars:1056, all-visits:2)
32. I'm A Telly Addict! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-m-a-telly-addict (video, lyrics-chars:1377, all-visits:2)
33. I've Got Asthma — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-ve-got-asthma (video, lyrics-chars:754, all-visits:2)
34. I've Had Enough O'Magaluf — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-ve-had-enough-o-magaluf (video, lyrics-chars:1290, all-visits:2)
35. Idle Gossip — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/idle-gossip (video, lyrics-chars:798, all-visits:2)
36. In Tommy's Head — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/in-tommy-s-head (video, lyrics-chars:664, all-visits:2)
37. Ivy's Lurid Lips — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/ivy-s-lurid-lips (video, lyrics-chars:816, all-visits:2)
38. James Bond Lives Down Our Street — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/james-bond-lives-down-our-street (video, lyrics-chars:1313, all-visits:2)
39. Kevins Cotton Wool Kids — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/kevins-cotton-wool-kids (video, lyrics-chars:806, all-visits:2)
40. Lester Fiddled The Tax Man — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/lester-fiddled-the-tax-man (video, lyrics-chars:1331, all-visits:2)

## Complete canonical song index

1. Alecs Gone — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/alecs-gone (video, lyrics-chars:641, all-visits:2)
2. Any Dream Will Do — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/any-dream-will-do (video, lyrics-chars:689, all-visits:2)
3. B.E.E.R — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/beer (video, lyrics-chars:1054, all-visits:2)
4. Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bachelor-boy-when-garry-married-melanie (video, lyrics-chars:1114, all-visits:2)
5. Bare Faced Cheek — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bare-faced-cheek (video, lyrics-chars:296, all-visits:2)
6. Bitten By a Bed Bug! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bitten-by-a-bed-bug (video, lyrics-chars:930, all-visits:2)
7. Bless You My Son — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bless-you-my-son (video, lyrics-chars:897, all-visits:2)
8. Blue Suede Shoes — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/blue-suede-shoes (video, lyrics-chars:209, all-visits:2)
9. Bowling Barmy — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bowling-barmy (video, lyrics-chars:807, all-visits:2)
10. Cheerio & Toodle Pip — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/cheerio-amp-toodle-pip (video, lyrics-chars:977, all-visits:2)
11. Chenky Is A Puff — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/chenky-is-a-puff (video, lyrics-chars:901, all-visits:2)
12. Cloughy Is a Bootboy! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/cloughy-is-a-bootboy (video, lyrics-chars:1222, all-visits:2)
13. Come Back Jackie — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/come-back-jackie (video, lyrics-chars:753, all-visits:2)
14. Davey's Took The Plunge — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/davey-s-took-the-plunge (video, lyrics-chars:860, all-visits:2)
15. Deidrie's a Slag — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/deidrie-s-a-slag (video, lyrics-chars:878, all-visits:2)
16. Dez The Demon Decorator — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/dez-the-demon-decorator (video, lyrics-chars:1230, all-visits:2)
17. Dirty Doreen — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/dirty-doreen (video, lyrics-chars:741, all-visits:2)
18. Dizzy — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/dizzy (video, lyrics-chars:659, all-visits:2)
19. Down At The Old 29 — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/down-at-the-old-29 (video, lyrics-chars:1098, all-visits:2)
20. Fat Bob's Feet — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/fat-bob-s-feet (video, lyrics-chars:717, all-visits:2)
21. Firey Jack — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/firey-jack (video, lyrics-chars:935, all-visits:2)
22. Frankie's Got The Blues — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/frankie-s-got-the-blues (video, lyrics-chars:930, all-visits:2)
23. Full Forever — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/full-forever (video, lyrics-chars:851, all-visits:2)
24. Glenda And The Test Tube Baby — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/glenda-and-the-test-tube-baby (video, lyrics-chars:939, all-visits:2)
25. Gordon Brown Gets Me Down — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/gordon-brown-gets-me-down (video, lyrics-chars:832, all-visits:2)
26. H.o. — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/ho (video, lyrics-chars:1036, all-visits:2)
27. Her With A Hoover — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/her-with-a-hoover (video, lyrics-chars:714, all-visits:2)
28. Hero — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/hero (video, lyrics-chars:1057, all-visits:2)
29. How do You Deal With Neal? — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/how-do-you-deal-with-neal (video, lyrics-chars:1006, all-visits:2)
30. Howza Bouta Kiss Babe! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/howza-bouta-kiss-babe (video, lyrics-chars:795, all-visits:2)
31. I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender) — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-ll-get-even-with-steven-steve-is-tender (video, lyrics-chars:1056, all-visits:2)
32. I'm A Telly Addict! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-m-a-telly-addict (video, lyrics-chars:1377, all-visits:2)
33. I've Got Asthma — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-ve-got-asthma (video, lyrics-chars:754, all-visits:2)
34. I've Had Enough O'Magaluf — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-ve-had-enough-o-magaluf (video, lyrics-chars:1290, all-visits:2)
35. Idle Gossip — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/idle-gossip (video, lyrics-chars:798, all-visits:2)
36. In Tommy's Head — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/in-tommy-s-head (video, lyrics-chars:664, all-visits:2)
37. Ivy's Lurid Lips — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/ivy-s-lurid-lips (video, lyrics-chars:816, all-visits:2)
38. James Bond Lives Down Our Street — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/james-bond-lives-down-our-street (video, lyrics-chars:1313, all-visits:2)
39. Kevins Cotton Wool Kids — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/kevins-cotton-wool-kids (video, lyrics-chars:806, all-visits:2)
40. Lester Fiddled The Tax Man — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/lester-fiddled-the-tax-man (video, lyrics-chars:1331, all-visits:2)
41. Living La Vida Loca — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/living-la-vida-loca (video, lyrics-chars:1770, all-visits:2)
42. Martys Mam — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/martys-mam (video, lyrics-chars:908, all-visits:2)
43. My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/my-girlfriend-s-dad-s-a-vicar (video, lyrics-chars:367, all-visits:2)
44. Neville Is A Nerd — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/neville-is-a-nerd (video, lyrics-chars:1224, all-visits:2)
45. No One Knew The Real Emu — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/no-one-knew-the-real-emu (video, lyrics-chars:758, all-visits:2)
46. No Particular Place To Go — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/no-particular-place-to-go (video, lyrics-chars:1242, all-visits:2)
47. Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/nowt-can-compare-to-sunderland-fine-fare (video, lyrics-chars:899, all-visits:2)
48. Olga I Cannot — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/olga-i-cannot (video, lyrics-chars:1887, all-visits:2)
49. One More Megabyte — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/one-more-megabyte (video, lyrics-chars:687, all-visits:2)
50. Park Lane Punch Up — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/park-lane-punch-up (video, lyrics-chars:766, all-visits:2)
51. Pc Stoker — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/pc-stoker (video, lyrics-chars:1522, all-visits:2)
52. Please Release Me — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/please-release-me (video, lyrics-chars:705, all-visits:2)
53. Pot Belly Bill — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/pot-belly-bill (video, lyrics-chars:1306, all-visits:2)
54. Poverty Pleadin' Peter — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/poverty-pleadin-peter (video, lyrics-chars:938, all-visits:2)
55. Queen alexandra road is where she said she'd be — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/queen-alexandra-road-is-where-she-said-she-d-be (video, lyrics-chars:827, all-visits:2)
56. Rita's Innocent — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/rita-s-innocent (video, lyrics-chars:1003, all-visits:2)
57. Rodney's Memory — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/rodney-s-memory (video, lyrics-chars:834, all-visits:2)
58. Sciatica sucks — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/sciatica-sucks (video, lyrics-chars:819, all-visits:2)
59. She Goes To Finos — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/she-goes-to-finos (video, lyrics-chars:1214, all-visits:2)
60. She's a Worky Ticket — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/she-s-a-worky-ticket (video, lyrics-chars:909, all-visits:2)
61. Sod The Neighbours — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/sod-the-neighbours (video, lyrics-chars:609, all-visits:2)
62. Spiders In The Dressing Room — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/spiders-in-the-dressing-room (video, lyrics-chars:1526, all-visits:2)
63. Stay Mellow — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/stay-mellow (video, lyrics-chars:506, all-visits:2)
64. Teenager In Love — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/teenager-in-love (video, lyrics-chars:171, all-visits:2)
65. Terry Talking — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/terry-talking (video, lyrics-chars:600, all-visits:2)
66. The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your White'sll Be As Black As Ink — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/the-ashbrooke-launderette-you-ll-stink-your-clothes-shrink-your-white-sll-be-as-black-as-ink (lyrics-chars:1147, all-visits:2)
67. The Death of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/the-death-of-barry-the-roofer-with-vertigo (video, lyrics-chars:1364, all-visits:2)
68. The Lambrusco Kid — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/the-lambrusco-kid (video, lyrics-chars:1385, all-visits:2)
69. The Sphinx Stinks — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/the-sphinx-stinks (video, lyrics-chars:733, all-visits:2)
70. Tony Talks Tripe — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/tony-talks-tripe (video, lyrics-chars:650, all-visits:2)
71. We're 21 Today — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/we-re-21-today (video, lyrics-chars:208, all-visits:2)
72. We're Mad — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/we-re-mad (video, lyrics-chars:1190, all-visits:2)
73. Worse Things Happen At Sea — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/worse-things-happen-at-sea (video, lyrics-chars:653, all-visits:2)
74. Yellow Burt — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/yellow-burt (video, lyrics-chars:327, all-visits:2)
75. Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/yul-brynner-was-a-skinhead (video, lyrics-chars:940, all-visits:2)
76. A Bunch O'fairies — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/a-bunch-o-fairies (video, lyrics-chars:1173, all-visits:1)
77. A.Diamond — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/adiamond (video, lyrics-chars:1022, all-visits:1)
78. Alfie From The Bronx — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/alfie-from-the-bronx (video, lyrics-chars:587, all-visits:1)
79. Anniversary Waltz — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/anniversary-waltz (video, lyrics-chars:288, all-visits:1)
80. Audrey's Alone At Least — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/audrey-s-alone-at-least (video, lyrics-chars:838, all-visits:1)
81. Back In '79 — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/back-in-79 (video, lyrics-chars:1157, all-visits:1)
82. Blaze Of The Borough — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/blaze-of-the-borough (video, lyrics-chars:961, all-visits:1)
83. Carol Dodds Is Pregnant — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/carol-dodds-is-pregnant (video, lyrics-chars:960, all-visits:1)
84. Caught Up The Reeperbahn — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/caught-up-the-reeperbahn (video, lyrics-chars:1089, all-visits:1)
85. Charlie's Watching — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/charlie-s-watching (video, lyrics-chars:826, all-visits:1)
86. Cheatin' Chick Form China — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/cheatin-chick-form-china (video, lyrics-chars:942, all-visits:1)
87. Credit Crunch Christmas — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/credit-crunch-christmas (video, lyrics-chars:996, all-visits:1)
88. David's Xr2 — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/david-s-xr2 (lyrics-chars:1040, all-visits:1)
89. Deccas Drinkin’ Dilemma — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/deccas-drinkin-dilemma (video, lyrics-chars:865, all-visits:1)
90. Dig That Groove Baby — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/dig-that-groove-baby (video, lyrics-chars:857, all-visits:1)
91. Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell? — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/do-you-wanna-be-like-dougy-bell (video, lyrics-chars:1374, all-visits:1)
92. Do You Want To Finish... Or What?! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/do-you-want-to-finish-or-what (video, lyrics-chars:970, all-visits:1)
93. Don't Change — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/don-t-change (video, lyrics-chars:1017, all-visits:1)
94. Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/don-t-drive-yer-car-up-draycott-avenue (video, lyrics-chars:1384, all-visits:1)
95. Dougy giro — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/dougy-giro (video, lyrics-chars:611, all-visits:1)
96. Ernie Had a Hernia — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/ernie-had-a-hernia (video, lyrics-chars:1381, all-visits:1)
97. Everything You Are — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/everything-you-are (video, lyrics-chars:687, all-visits:1)
98. Fallin' Down — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/fallin-down (video, lyrics-chars:968, all-visits:1)
99. Fisticuffs In Frederick Street — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/fisticuffs-in-frederick-street (video, lyrics-chars:998, all-visits:1)
100. Geordie's Gone To Jail — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/geordie-s-gone-to-jail (video, lyrics-chars:984, all-visits:1)
101. Hanky Panky — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/hanky-panky (video, lyrics-chars:661, all-visits:1)
102. Harry Cross (a Tribute To Edna) — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/harry-cross-a-tribute-to-edna (video, lyrics-chars:1174, all-visits:1)
103. Harry's Hands — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/harry-s-hands (video, lyrics-chars:938, all-visits:1)
104. I Can See You — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-can-see-you (video, lyrics-chars:451, all-visits:1)
105. I Caught it from Camilla — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-caught-it-from-camilla (video, lyrics-chars:736, all-visits:1)
106. I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-gave-my-heart-to-a-slag-called-sharon-from-whitley-bay (video, lyrics-chars:611, all-visits:1)
107. I Tried To Trust Tracey — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-tried-to-trust-tracey (video, lyrics-chars:664, all-visits:1)
108. I'm A Lonely Bastard — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-m-a-lonely-bastard (video, lyrics-chars:680, all-visits:1)
109. I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-m-gonna-be-500-miles (video, lyrics-chars:1204, all-visits:1)
110. If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/if-you-re-in-a-pop-group-you-ll-end-up-paying-a-fortune-practicing-at-peter-practice-s-practice-place (video, lyrics-chars:1178, all-visits:1)
111. Jeans Been — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/jeans-been (video, lyrics-chars:1077, all-visits:1)
112. Keith's A Thief — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/keith-s-a-thief (video, lyrics-chars:956, all-visits:1)
113. Kids In Tyne & Wear — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/kids-in-tyne-amp-wear (video, lyrics-chars:1222, all-visits:1)
114. Lazy Sunday Afternoon — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/lazy-sunday-afternoon (video, lyrics-chars:745, all-visits:1)
115. Livin' On Newton Hall — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/livin-on-newton-hall (video, lyrics-chars:1084, all-visits:1)
116. Me 'n' John Williams — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/me-n-john-williams (video, lyrics-chars:948, all-visits:1)
117. Modern Schools Of Motoring — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/modern-schools-of-motoring (video, lyrics-chars:1010, all-visits:1)
118. Molly Was Immoral — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/molly-was-immoral (video, lyrics-chars:775, all-visits:1)
119. My Baby Is A Battleaxe — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/my-baby-is-a-battleaxe (video, lyrics-chars:869, all-visits:1)
120. My Wife's A Psychopath! — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/my-wife-s-a-psychopath (video, lyrics-chars:1217, all-visits:1)
121. Nellie The Elephant — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/nellie-the-elephant (video, lyrics-chars:1465, all-visits:1)
122. Never Take The Place of Your Man — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/never-take-the-place-of-your-man (video, lyrics-chars:1598, all-visits:1)
123. Out Of The Red — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/out-of-the-red (video, lyrics-chars:860, all-visits:1)
124. Poltergeist In The Pantry — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/poltergeist-in-the-pantry (video, lyrics-chars:696, all-visits:1)
125. Poor Davey — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/poor-davey (video, lyrics-chars:677, all-visits:1)
126. Ron Dixon Dumped D-d — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/ron-dixon-dumped-d-d (video, lyrics-chars:678, all-visits:1)
127. Rupert The Bear — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/rupert-the-bear (video, lyrics-chars:399, all-visits:1)
128. She'll Be Back With Keith Someday — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/she-ll-be-back-with-keith-someday (video, lyrics-chars:691, all-visits:1)
129. She's a Leech — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/she-s-a-leech (video, lyrics-chars:828, all-visits:1)
130. Silly Billy — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/silly-billy (video, lyrics-chars:986, all-visits:1)
131. Speed Racer — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/speed-racer (video, lyrics-chars:1058, all-visits:1)
132. Taken For a Mug — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/taken-for-a-mug (video, lyrics-chars:916, all-visits:1)
133. The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/the-devil-went-down-to-scunthorpe (video, lyrics-chars:2115, all-visits:1)
134. There's a Trollop Up Elmwood Street — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/there-s-a-trollop-up-elmwood-street (lyrics-chars:728, all-visits:1)
135. Tommy Koweys Car — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/tommy-koweys-car (video, lyrics-chars:840, all-visits:1)
136. Turtle Crazy — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/turtle-crazy (video, lyrics-chars:1293, all-visits:1)
137. Up the garden path — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/up-the-garden-path (video, lyrics-chars:1220, all-visits:1)
138. We Quit The Cavalry — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/we-quit-the-cavalry (video, lyrics-chars:982, all-visits:1)
139. What She Had With Huey — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/what-she-had-with-huey (video, lyrics-chars:896, all-visits:1)
140. You And a Box Of Hadkerchiefs — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/you-and-a-box-of-hadkerchiefs (video, lyrics-chars:869, all-visits:1)
141. You Won't Be Merry On a North Sea Ferry — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/you-won-t-be-merry-on-a-north-sea-ferry (video, lyrics-chars:987, all-visits:1)
142. Ashbrooke Launderette — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/ashbrooke-launderette (video, lyrics-chars:1151)
143. Bored Housewife — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/bored-housewife (video, lyrics-chars:519)
144. Davey's Days — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/davey-s-days (video, lyrics-chars:1019)
145. Dorkamania — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/dorkamania (video, lyrics-chars:1158)
146. Everybody Jitterbug — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/everybody-jitterbug (video, lyrics-chars:869)
147. Fred Olivier — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/fred-olivier (video, lyrics-chars:695)
148. Griefsville — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/griefsville (video, lyrics-chars:850)
149. I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/i-wish-my-eyes-were-ernies (video, lyrics-chars:1229)
150. Melancholy Margaret — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/melancholy-margaret (video, lyrics-chars:1142)
151. One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!) — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/one-night-in-moscow-amp-we-ll-be-russian-home (video, lyrics-chars:1092)
152. Pot Luck Percy — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/pot-luck-percy (video, lyrics-chars:875)
153. Quick To Quit The Quentin — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/quick-to-quit-the-quentin (video, lyrics-chars:1162)
154. The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/the-coppers-copt-ken-s-cash (video, lyrics-chars:852)
155. The Memory Of Nobby — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/the-memory-of-nobby (video, lyrics-chars:789)
156. The Psychosurgery — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/the-psychosurgery (video, lyrics-chars:901)
157. When You're Jimmy Saville — https://lyroverse.com/toy-dolls/when-you-re-jimmy-saville (video, lyrics-chars:1058)

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