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The Return of the Giant Hogweed

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The Return of the Giant Hogweed

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Turn and run!

Nothing can stop them

Around every river and canal their power is growing

Stamp them out!

We must destroy them

They infiltrate each city

With their thick dark warning odour

They are invincible

They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering

Long ago in the Russian hills

A Victorian explorer

Found the regal Hogweed by a marsh

He captured it and brought it home

Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge

Royal beast did not forget

Soon he came home to London

And made a present of the Hogweed

To the Royal Gardens at Kew

Waste no time!

They are approaching

Hurry now

We must protect ourselves

And find some shelter

Strike by night!

They are defenseless

They all need the sun

To photosensitize their venom

Still they're invincible

Still they're immune

To all our herbicidal battering

Fashionable country gentlemen

Had some cultivated wild gardens

In which they innocently planted

The Giant Hogweed throughout the land

Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge

Royal beast did not forget

Soon they escaped, spreading their seed

Preparing for an onslaught

Threatening the human race

Mighty Hogweed is avenged

Human bodies soon will know our anger.

Kill them with your Hogweed hairs

Heracleum Mantegazziani

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