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Artist: Trashcan Sinatras
Canonical path: /trashcan-sinatras/the-safecracker
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The Safecracker
Read The Safecracker lyrics by Trashcan Sinatras on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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The Safecracker
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As fly to tarantula, as jugular to dracula
To me in my ford spectacular, you’ll be drawn
I’ll slash your masterpiece
The bits and pieces on your mantelpiece
I’m in and out in no time.the safecracker
Got impaled, on a nail
Once I left a trail behind me
A bloody tale, to no avail
Better get cracking, it’s not safe
The moon is a blabbermouth
Who’ll shop you in and catch you out
But me and my thoughts spectacular won’t be caught
They call me thrifty, thrifty, I count out 2.50
A gallon’ll get me to paisley, I’m a safecracker
I’ll use your tradesman’s entrance
There’s no danger there
I’ll wipe all trace away, I’ll get clean away, the safecracker
Got impaled on a nail, once I left a trail behind me
I’ll end in jail if I fail, but I’ll have all the time
Gloves and rope, stethoscope, at tip-toe time I’ll be at large
It takes a crook to know where to look
Better get cracking
The moon is a blabbermouth
Who’ll shop you in and catch you out
But me and my ford spectacular
I’ll be all right
Got impaled on a nail, once I left a trail behind me
A bloody tale, to no avail, better get cracking
It’s not safe
I’ll land in jail if I fail, better get cracking
It takes a crook to know where to look
I’ll have all the time
I’ll have all the time
Better get cracking
Better get cracking
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