Saturday Morning

(Yawn)

Ugh

Today feels like there'll be no problems

Man it's Saturday morning

Just woke up

Just hopped out the bed

And start stretchin' and yawnin'

Today is a good day

Because Saturday mornin' (Saturday mornin')

I hopped up brush my teeth and my hair

And then I took a look in the mirror

It's a Saturday morning

I hope I have me a good night

Because it's Saturday morning

What should I do today

I hopped out the bed brushed my teeth and face

Check my cell phone I got three missed calls

Hopped in the shower just to wash my balls

Hopped out the shower then I dry off

Fuck that man I think I need some time off

The club is kind of a drag

And I think I need a drink or two

So I took the drink and said

Saturday morning

Just woke up just hopped out the bed

And start stretchin' and yawnin'

Today is a good day

Because it's Saturday mornin' (Saturday mornin')

I hopped up brush my teeth and my hair

And then I took a look in the mirror

It's a Saturday morning

I hope I have me a good night

Because it's Saturday morning

(Yawn)

Oh my breathe stank

I need a brush my teeth

What the fuck

Who the hell are you

Last night was long as fuck

Cause I was drunk as fuck

And I was crunk as fuck

Don't think I'm wakin' up

I hear the buzzer beepin'

I hear the phone ringin'

I hear these people hollin'

Like who the fuck is kickin'

Now who the fuck is in here

And why you in my bed

She said you met me last night

And you got in my legs

I said you gave me head

Well shit what's your name

I don't remember her name

But shit it's all game

It's Saturday morning

Just woke up just hopped out the bed

And start stretchin' and yawnin'

Today is a good day

Because it's Saturday mornin' (Saturday mornin')

I hopped up brush my teeth and my hair

And then I took a look in the mirror

It's a Saturday morning

I hope I have me a good night

Because it's Saturday morning

(Yawn)

Oh shit

Man last night was crazy

What fuckin' time it is

Two o'clock p.m.

Woke up late this morning

Long night of horing

Tick tick tick

I think it's time for recording

I brushed my teeth washed my face

Now I'm rejuvenated

Check my palm pilot

What am I to do today

Feelin' new today

It's a good day

Drink a lot of liquor

Smoke a lot of good today

Saturday night it's going down

I hope my car don't end up in the impound

Yea

[Phone ringing]

Hello

Who the fuck this is

This Sunday man

It's a Sunday morning

Just woke up just hopped out the bed

And start stretchin' and yawnin'

Today is a good day

Because it's Sunday mornin'

It's a Sunday mornin'

'Day mornin'

And it's mornin'

Ha Hey it's a Saturday

I mean a Sunday

That feel like Saturday

Today is Sunday

And I'm stretchin' and yawnin'