Hello Dahlonega

hello

the rain falls down on the van's windshield

that sign says 'stop', but i don't think i'll yield

without you, it's hard to concentrate

the show started early, we're lost and we're late

i look in my pocket to see what we got paid

but somehow lint isn't equal to minimum wage

i look in the mirror last night's show left a trace

it's yesterday's tomato on today's face

and they booed.

CHORUS

so hello Dahlonega, hello 'insert your town' here

hello Dahlonega, we'll sound better after you've had some beer

there goes... that theory

there goes... my baby

there goes... somebody taking our van!

each new city, a place we've never been

between each city, we call AAA again

i almost want to quit, forget this, let's go home

i spent all my money on a black plastic comb

i look at your picture in the glove compartment

i wasn't watching the road, i had a small accident

nobody showed up, we didn't make double digits

we were the opening act for some dwarf tossing midgets

and they booed.

hello Dahlonega, hello 'insert your town' here

hello Dahlonega, you'll sound better after we have some beer

there goes... that theory

there goes... my baby

there goes... someone else out the door

angry fans attacked us as we made our escape

we tried to out run them, but we're too out of shape

so hello.