Summer Of '63 (i Wanna Be Frozen)

i wanna be frozen, and thawed out in 2063

so i can dance on the graves of the girls who wouldn't go out with me.

they'll be dead, that'll be funny

i'll be rich, cause i'll have had money

earning interest in the bank

while a cryogenic tank

has become my home

i wanna be frozen, and thawed out in 2063

so i'll get entitlements and look like i'm 23

i put an ad in the papers, so everyone knows

it says 'so long, suckers. enjoy counting crows'

pretty pretty please

connect me with mr. freeze

i've got a message for him

bye bye, i've gone away

i'd rather hibernate

i had to sit and wait

in the restaurant

for 3 hours

and you didn't show...

i wanna be frozen, and thawed out in 2063

so i can beat up the kids, of the kids that used to beat up me

don't pull me out, until i'm the only one left

all the spite of suicide, but without the death

it can't be any colder

than your frozen shoulder

that i know so well

oh hell

bye bye, i've gone away

nothing here making me stay

one started with K.

and one started with a P.

and they both left me

(look what it did to Watt)

i wanna be frozen, and thawed out in 2063

just to say i out-lived all my enemies.

mr. jones... wishes that... he were someone a little more funky