The United States Of Stupidity

You're a grand prize sinner at the end of the world

where all the girls will like the boys and all the boys will like the girls.

And if you don't conform you'll lose your ticket to salvation.

If you stand off to the right you can avoid the situation.

My righteous path will start holding my hand over my heart to say,

I pledge a grievance to the fag from the united state of stupidity,

now you're the enemy.

I pledge a grievance to the fag from the united state of stupidity,

you're the chosen enemy

If you go to church on Sunday, you can go to heaven.

You can sin, sin, sin, "repent!" and all will be forgiven.

Manifest your ideals based on ignorance and profit,

but it's hard to see the truth when blinded by a swollen wallet.

My righteous path will start holding my hand over my heart to say,

I pledge a grievance to the fag from the united state of stupidity,

now you're the enemy.

I pledge a grievance to the fag from the united state of stupidity.

Now you're the fuckin' enemy.

[bridge]

Dear Mr. Televangelist, well tell me can you answer this?

Why does the church pick hypocrites to spread its holy name?

And when their preference makes you sick, you'll take the church to politics.

Selective equal rights are stripped because they're not the same.

And you can preach, preach, preach, like you're the fuckin' new Messiah.

Throw your change and logic in the burning lake of fire.

So acceptance is selective is the message that we get?

You can eat your contradictions and wait for them to turn to shit.

I pledge a grievance to the fag from the united state of stupidity,

now you're the enemy.

I pledge a grievance to the fag from the united state of stupidity.

You're the fuckin' enemy.