Open The Closet ( Titc Chapter 1 - Spoof )

Its 5 o clock in the morning and the rising sun wakes me

Im Laying in a bed with a girl that dont belong to me

And she Whispers Come on my Darling lets go Round Two

Then she gon start to kissing me and to her surpise i quickly move

Now she got this dumb look on her face like what had she Done

how could she be so stupid as to think that she the One

Must of lost Her Fucking Mind

But Damn this Girl was Fine

From the club went to her Home

She didnt want to be Alone

Here i am Trickin while my girlie's at Home

gotta find my car keys so i can get on up out the door

she stood there mind was wondering

how he gon leave that way ?

looked at me like i was Crazy

then i got up and Walked Away

Man i gotta wife at Home , and to lose her OH im Scared

So now im on my Way home , Whiping off this other womans Hair

Shhh shh Silent...nervous as hell while im Driving

Cant make a sound , cause i know im going Down

What ima say when she ask me where i been though ?

Fell Asleep and smoking to much indo

Think...think ....she gon know a nigga lieing

So i copped me some Febreeze and then i sprayed around

then i walked my crazy ass up in the house

And i walked in and yelled Im Home

she said honey im in the room

i walked in there with a smile on my Face , and said honey I Been missing you

She hopped all over me and Said that she cooked and ran my Bath WAter

im telling you now i aint smell no food , but that bitch deserved an Oscar

threw her in the bed and start to snatching her clothes off

Thinking to my Self Trey Songs YOu G You pulled it Off

Aint gon believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on

We touching ,kissing,Baby Listen....That aint Yo Phone.

You Should of Seen the Look that i had on my Face

She tryed to hold me back but hell it was to late

I hopped up and said theres a mystery going on and im gonna solve it

And im like , God please dont let no Man be in my Partment

i walked in the Bath Room , Looked Behind the Door

she said baby come back to me , and i said Bitch say no More

I pull back the shower curtens and shes biting her nails

then i walk back to the room , right now im sweating like hell

check under the bed , then under the dresser

i look at the closet , get my gat out the dresser

i look back at the closet , get closer to the closet

Now im at the Closet , Now im opening the Closet