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Clinton And The Queen

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Clinton And The Queen

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[Spoken Clinton voice]

Hello Australia,

Bill here.

[Singing Clinton]

Well I haven't been down under for quite a while,

It's great to see you Austrians speak,

Such good English.

Hey hey hey.

Hey, I say gee-day.

Well I'm shopping round the same speech,

All around the world.

My head is in a spin,

'Cos I think I met a girl.

Hey hey hey.

[Regular singing]

I found love in the arse end,

Of the world.

[Spoken Queen Elizabeth voice]

Good day Australia,

This is your Queen.

[Singing Elizabeth]

I haven't been down under for quite a while,

I love the way you colonials

Touch me on the back.

Hey hey hey,

I say good day.

[Spoken Elizabeth]

It's the Queen's English,

That means it's my English.

So if I say blagook,

You have to include it.

Go on, put it in a sentence.

[Regular spoken]

I, blagook, the shops

[Spoken Elizabeth]

Excellent, excellent.

[Singing Elizabeth]

Well, I've been waving my white glove,

From a bullet-proof van,

But I never felt safer,

Than with this crude southern man.

Hey hey hey.

[Regular singing]

I found love in the arse end,

Of the world.

[Spoken Clinton]

I did not have sex with that woman,

We were making sweet, sweet love,

It was too beautiful to use such a crude term,

We were humping like two wild buffalo

And I will not reduce it to some base animal act.

Let me tell you though,

She's a hell cat.

[Regular Singing]

I found love in the arse end,

Of the world.

[Elizabeth]

Bill, you send electricity up my spine.

[Clinton]

I think that's your pacemaker,

But Lizzie that's just fine.

Hey hey hey,

I think I'll stay.

[Spoken Elizabeth]

Well Bill I think that you and I might marry,

I love the way you get along with,

My grandson Harry.

[Regular singing]

Hey hey hey,

Hey hey hey.

[Clinton]

Well I like the little kid,

He really gets good weed,

And me and him get whacked,

And then we watch the Matrix.

Hey hey hey

[Regular singing]

Then we all get the munchies,

7-11 on the corner looks quite nice,

He has chips, and I have potato chips.

[Elizabeth]

And I have crisps,

And vanilla slice.

[Regular]

I found love in the arse end,

[Elizabeth]

Maybe you can be the new Governor General.

[Regular]

I found love in the arse end,

[Clinton]

Maybe you in turn,

Can be my new inturn

[Regular]

I found love in the,

Arse end,

Arse end,

Arse end,

Of the world.

Yeah.

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