I've Already Got Your Money

This show could get quite offensive

This show could get kinda rude

You'll think to yourself, I could be anywhere else

At the movies or eating a food

Audiences get quite defensive

When the jokes become kinda crude

You'll turn to your friends

You'll say, when does this end?

I hate it, who is she?

And Boo

But capitalism is just tapping to the rhythm

Of the sound of your pocket full of change

I've already got your money

I've already got your money

Even all the bees know the price of honey

And I'm just the comb

And if you don't like it, you can go home

These days, everyone's so sensitive

I'm never sure just what to say

No jokes about blacks in my one-woman act

About the Mormon, the Jewish, or gay

I can make a gay joke, I have a gay friend

How many fucks am I meant to give

When you're already here anyway

I'll say what I want to these motherfuckers in the front

But what's it matter

He's already paid

And capitalism is just tapping to the rhythm

Of the sound of your pocket full of change

I've already got your money

What if it was, like, really Blink-182?

Already got your money

My job here's to be funny

And occasionally say

Oh, honey

I might only say that once tonight

And if that's not enough for you

I've already got your money

Sing it, Trixie Mattel has

Already got our money

I've already got RuPaul's money

If you don't like it, you can go home