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Artist: Trooper
Canonical path: /trooper/two-for-the-show
Related lyric paths: 6
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Two For The Show
Read Two For The Show lyrics by Trooper on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Two For The Show
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Two for the show
And my mother wants to go
It'll break her heart when I tell her
She's too old
I'm in my place
I got makeup all over my face
I think I know my lines
But I dunno
One for the money
Two for the show
Three for the lady on the radio
Four might be the one
You'll never know, you'll never know
If only there was a better way to go {way to go}
Two for the show
Waiting in the wings
While the queen of virtue sings
It'll break her heart when I tell her
She's out of key
If they gave her half a chance
She could soon learn how to dance
So she could earn her living
Gracefully
One for the money
Two for the show
Three for the lady on the radio
Four might be the one
You'll never know, you'll never know
If only there was a better way to go {way to go}
Two for the show
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