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Artist: The Tubes
Canonical path: /tubes-the/the-tubes
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The Tubes
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The Tubes
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Step right up, and don't be shy
Because you will not believe your eyes
She's right here behind the glass
And you're gonna like her cause she's got class
You can look inside another world
You get to talk to a pretty girl
She's everything you dream about
But don't fall in love (she's a beauty)
She's one in a million girls (she's a beauty)
Why would I lie (why would I lie?)
You can say anything you like,
But you can't touch the merchandise
She'll give you every penny's worth,
But it will cost you a dollar first.
You can step outside your little world (step outside yourworld)
You can talk to a pretty girl
She's everything you dream about.
But don't fall in love (She's a beauty)
She's one in a million girls (one in a million girls)
Why would I lie? (Why would I lie?)
But don't fall in love ('cause if you do you'll find out shedon't love you)
She's one in a million girls (one in a million girls)
Why would I lie? Now why would I lie? Uh!
Step outside your world.
But don't fall in love (she's a beauty)
She's one in a million girls (a one-in-a-million girl)
Why would I lie? (Now why would I lie?)
But don't fall in love ('cause if you do you'll find out shewon't love you)
She's one in a million girls (she's a one-in-a-million girl)
Why would I lie? (Why would I lie?)
But don't fall in love
She's one in a million girls
Why would I lie...
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