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Artist: Turisas
Canonical path: /turisas/no-good-story-ever-starts-with-drinking-tea
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No Good Story Ever Starts With Drinking Tea
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No Good Story Ever Starts With Drinking Tea
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Wine flowed in ashtrays
Mea Culpa we cried
Till the Balkan mob
Took us for a ride
He was stripped by force
60 miles per hour
Out the window thrown
Fuck That Bird
Broken glass on the floor
Blood was everywhere
Wrong guy punched in the face
Fisherman was there
She had a white small cat
But her feet were bare
Was she real or not?
Was too drunk to care
Jack n’ Coke
- I know that glow
Pass the smoke
- And here we go
Tonight is the night! Hey ho
Vodka shots
- Three in a row
Hell, why not
- The fact is no good story ever starts with drinking tea
Alcohol
All night long
One more song
Legends of tomorrow
Alcohol
All night long
Same old song
Tomorrow and tomorrow
(Guards of glory and of might
red as blood and black as night)
Alcohol
All night long
One more song
Legends of tomorrow
Alcohol
All night long
Same old song
Tomorrow and tomorrow
Another beer
Last call is near
Move up a gear
There’s still time for some more
No time for bed
Sleep when I’m dead
Sky’s turning red
The sun’s rising again
Alcohol
All night long
One more song
Legends of tomorrow
Alcohol
All night long
Same old song
Tomorrow and tomorrow
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