Song About Me

I heard that you heard

That I was writing songs about you

That I was bad mouthing your name

In some shitty bar somewhere

You know how I love

These biased, one-sided conversations

So let's discuss the whos, the whys, the whens, the hows, the wheres

But who really cares

If it was all in my mind

If it was all in my mind

To begin with

If it was all in my mind

If it was all in my mind

To begin with

And I remember her bent over

And knowing that it was the last time

You know the end is near

If she only lets you fuck at night

And when she finally came even though she faked it

It was much appreciated

At least she had the decency

To try to make a sound she thought I'd like

But it's alright

Cause it was all in my mind

Cause it was all in my mind

To begin with

Cause it was all in my mind

Cause it was all in my mind

To begin with

Yeah I heard your song

But I wasn't impressed

So you got your feelings hurt

Now you're feeling depressed

Just because we had sex and it didn't last

Now you want revenge

You want to put me on blast

Don't make me laugh

Remember all the girls you played

And all the lies you told back in the day to get laid

An excuse for Suze

You got a story for Lori

And all those other girls you only called when you were horny

So yeah, it's nothing that you didn't do first

The only difference is that you probably did it worse

So look at the big bad soldier

Declaring holy war on every girl who didn't mean to fuck him over

But karma's a bitch

For hypocrites who kiss and tell

And talk shit about girls who only wished him well

So if you wanna chat

Just stick to the facts

And get at me

From Russia with love, Maddie