Winter Sucks

I feel like heaven is falling on me

I don't want to leave this place

The setting sun, the frozen lake

The nice warm feeling on my face

The next day I get up

Only to find that snowman rules the world

How do I know it sucks?

When I pull my pants down & it's really small

Inside it's xxxxxxx freezing

I hate cold & I hate snow & I hate my xxxxxxx life

The streets are full of shit

& as you walk your feet get soaking wet

Your skateboard's in the closet

Cause snowboarding is the only fun you'll get

All day long you want to stay in bed

Too cold to step outside

Or even walk just to get some bread

You don't want to get up

Your ears will freeze you fat fuck

Can't feel your feet (no socks good enough)

Can't feel your face (why do you have to walk)

Can't feel a thing (& you gotta go to work)

& you're feeling like a jerk

You're gonna feel like killing

When you walk outside & you step on ice

Your feet fly up & your head slams on concrete

Mud on my boots can't wear my blue suede shoes

Don't want to go to school

Right now I'm just trying to keep my cool

Oh blah blah blah blah blah blah

& I got frost sticking up my nose

& I hate this weather that I never chose

Can't feel your guts, your feet, can't feel at all

& God does winter suck

California dreaming, I got no car to go

Well it just started to snow

& again it xxxxxxx blows, & blows & blows...