Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Twisted Sister
Canonical path: /twisted-sister/statutory-date
Related lyric paths: 6
Video embedded: yes
Lyric guide
Statutory Date
Read Statutory Date lyrics by Twisted Sister on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Statutory Date
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Ha, ha
Good lookin', dressed to the nice
You know this little girl is gonna blow my mind
Big talkin', I've nothin' to say
You know I'd give my soul away
Heart stoppin', she steals the show
She's every neater woman but there's years to go
Someone help me make me forget
Or I'll do something that I'll regret
'Cause I love her, want her, need her
I just got to have her
Love her, want her, need her
Gotta make her mine
She's my statutory date
I just can't wait, I've got to have her
She's my statutory date
To him jailbait, got my eye on you
He said, I'm only human, can't help what I saw
This really isn't fanta and you be alarmed
I know she's willing, well, maybe she ain't
So catch me now before I faint
'Cause I love her, want her, need her
I just got to have her
Love her, want her, need her
I've gotta make her mine
She's my statutory date
I just can't wait, I've got to have her
She's my statutory date
To him jailbait, got my eye on you
'Cause I love her, want her, need her
And I just got to have her
Love her, want her, need her
Gotta make her mine
She's my statutory date
I just can't wait, I've got to have her
She's my statutory date
I'm talkin' to me, got my eye on you
Oh, yeah
I'm a human, oh yeah
Get outta my way, baby
I need your love, oh
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Statutory Date"?
Twisted Sister performs "Statutory Date", and this lyric page sits inside the Twisted Sister catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Statutory Date"?
Yes. The related section below points to Don't Let Me Down and I Am (I'm Me) with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Twisted Sister?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Twisted Sister's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Statutory Date yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.